B/c I feel like doing this...

Okay, 'tis a shit footballing day thus far. Boro lost 3-2 at home against Sheff Wed, thankfully Santa hasn't gone "ho ho ho!" yet. Is it too much for me to demand 3 pts from Blaugrana & Los Rojiblancos?

To Luis "not Suárez" Enrique:
Why not try Messi in the hole w/Luis "tidak lugi" Suárez leading the charge?
If Andrés "El Gegant" Iniesta is to play himself between the lines... well, I guess this idea is inspired by whatever little I've seen in Holland vs Spain 2014.
If Sergio "not Ramos" Busquets screws up, no one to save you...

To Diego "El Troll" Simeone:
Uno+Dos+Tres+Cuatro=Los Bastardos Desagradables

A/N: Apparently, above statements are reserved for the past. Now that we're most likely buried and dead against Reading, can I be a jerk towards Fandi Ahmad and Lions XII by saying there can only be one team for me? Sorry, but there's too much on the stake for the good ol' folks in Teesside compared to our Lions XII.

Add A/N: If anyone thinks I'm insulting anybody, I can only say perception at times is only a matter of the individual's mind. For any other circumstances, we call this manner of post either trolling or joking.

Final A/N: If I truly sound like a jerk, be assured that this is due to one cold hard truth. Namely two things.
1. I have to work on Sunday.
2. I know Sunday will suck terribly hard for me, no matter what.

...及军退，宣王案行其营垒处所，曰：“天下奇才也！”

Above statement refers to Sima Yi's reaction to his nemesis after Zhuge Liang kicked the bucket.

Apparently, Kongming is an expert in playing formation.
Apparently, defeat in his first northern campaign against Wei was the cause of whatever incorrect criticism leveled against Kongming's military acumen.

I break my oath, I bastardo [Pt Dos]

Nothing to say, I now waiting for the day where I shall be officially betrayed by Salty Fish, be it for better or worse. :P

[先主为汉中王，犹领益州牧，以权为治中从事，及称尊号，将东伐吴，权谏曰：“吴人悍战，又水军顺流，进易退难，臣请为先驱以当寇，陛下宜为后镇。”
先主不从，以权为镇北将军，督江北军以防魏师。先主自在江南。及吴将军陆议乘流断围，南军败绩，先主引退。而道隔绝，权不得还，故率将所领降于魏。有司执法，白收权妻子。先主曰：“孤负黄权，权不负孤也。”
待之如初。]
《三国志；黄权传》

Trans:
[Upon declaring himself as the King of Hanzhong and renewing his status as the Governor of Yi Province, the First Lord made Quan the Attendant of Disciplinary Affairs. After establishing the Shu Han dynasty while preparing to make war against Wu, Quan advised: "The men of Wu are fierce fighters. Moreover, our forces shall be travelling downstream. Hence it's easy for us to advance, yet difficult for us to fall back. Thus, Your Majesty's humble vassal is willing to be the vanguard in order to test the enemy, for it is prudent for Your Majesty to lead the rear army."
The First Lord refused this counsel. Instead he made Quan the General who Defends the North in a bid to defend against any attacks from Wei while the First Lord remained at Jiangnan. Upon the Wu general Lu Yi breaching the lines via riding the river currents, the southern army were routed and the First Lord was forced to retreat. Alas for Quan, the path leading back was cut off. Unable to return, he could only lead his men to surrender to Wei. The relevant court authorities then proceeded to arrest Quan's wife without cause. Yet, the First Lord lamented: "It was I who wronged Quan, not the other way round."
Hence treating Quan's family as his own.]
《Record of the Three Kingdoms; Accounts of Huang Quan》

Personal analysis:
Kak-Ros once told me not to use the word suay. Unfortunately, Huang Quan was really this damn suay. Firstly, allow me to say that Huang Quan's post was one wielding immense power within the central government. We all know what is an anti-corruption agency, but do we know what the Minister of Anti-Corruption does? Yeah, I know there's no such minister post existent in this modern times, but during ancient China, a clean government was especially important to both the people and government. To put it in my own Singlish (since Singlish seems to have gotten a positive spin to its otherwise notoriously broken rep), "Wu limpeh, wu chenghu. Boh limpeh, boh chenghu."

In short, Huang Quan's power scope was a case of quality overriding quantity. So why did Liu Bei reject Huang Quan's advice? imo the reason is very simple: Because Huang Quan was local talent indispensable. You see, it's quite easy for us to say his counsel was a sound one. Yet, leading the vanguard is a decision tantamount to hunting down Osama Bin Laden in his homeland while the Taliban are strong. Liu Bei could easily risk anyone, but NOT Huang Quan. This was why he opted to deploy his best man further up north where participation in conflict would be at its lowest. After all, no one told Huang Quan to declare war on that little usurper in the name of Han. This was also why Liu Bei refused to indulge that "whoever" bastardo when it came to the worst possible situation. In fact, I won't be surprised if said bastardo was out to do Huang Quan in just because a certain somebody happened to be el bastardo de imparcialidad.

In fact, Pei Songzhi said it aptly below.

[臣松之以为汉武用虚罔之言，灭李陵之家，刘主拒宪司所执，宥黄权之室，二主得失县邈远矣。诗云“乐只君子，保艾尔后”，其刘主之谓也。]

I can't be bothered to translate it because I need to sleep asap. To put in a nutshell, Pei Songzhi was comparing Liu Bei with the Wu Emperor of Han while Huang Quan was compared with Li Ling. We're talking about exact circumstances, different outcomes. In fact, the poetry verse used to reflect Liu Bei's sentiments goes something like this: "Only righteous men would be joyful towards your children spared."

[魏文帝谓权曰：“君舍逆效顺，欲追从陈、韩邪?”
权对曰：“臣过受刘主殊遇，降吴不可。还蜀无路，是以归命。且败军之将，免死为幸，何古人之可慕也!”
文帝善之，拜为镇南将军，封育阳候，加侍中，使之陪乘。蜀降人或云诛权妻子，权知其虚言，未便发丧，后得审问，果如所言。]
《三国志；黄权传》

Trans:

[The Wen Emperor of Wei asked Quan: "By forsaking the rebellious and serving the just, are you trying to emulate the likes of Chen (Ping) and Han (Xin)?"

Quan answered: "I have received my lord's benevolent treatment, thus surrendering to Wu was never an option. Alas there was no way back to Shu, thus my decision to defect. Moreover, it's good enough for an enemy general defeated to be granted mercy. How then can I dare comparing myself with men of renown?"

The Wen Emperor was delighted at the reply. Therefore, he made Huang Quan the General who Defends the South and Marquis of Yuyang. On top of that, he also became the Central Chamberlain with the privilege of accompanying him (Cao Pi). When surrendered soldiers from Shu started saying that Quan's wife had been executed, Huang Quan saw through their deception. Refusing to mourn, his conclusion was proven right upon questioning.]

《Record of the Three Kingdoms; Accounts of Huang Quan》

[汉魏春秋曰：文帝诏令发丧，权答曰：“臣与刘、葛推诚相信，明臣本志。疑惑未实，请须后问。”]

Trans:
[Annotations from the Annals of Han-Wei: When the Wen Emperor ordered a decree for mourning, Quan replied: "There has always been mutual trust between your lowly vassal, Liu (Bei) and Zhuge (Liang). They understood my difficulties, therefore I beseech Your Majesty to ask no more till the truth is out."]

Personal analysis:
Again, Huang Quan's super imba analysis came into play once more. We all know it's easy to trust those around us. But should they be worthy of that 24/7? Huang Quan was not one to be bluffed by rumours. Let me analyse how Huang Quan saw through the ruse.
Factor 1-If they never witnessed anything, it means they shouldn't even be telling you all sorts of cock and bull grandfather stories. It's just like imagining the jury saying "oh, let's sentence this bloke to death since human beings are incapable of lying". No, this parallel is NOT funny due to real life examples being done at the expense of every tax payer's hard earned money.
Factor 2-Huang Quan trusted Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang because he knew exactly what kind of people they are. The rest are just bloody kah-kia and extra one.
Factor 3-To prove once and for all that Liu Bei was never a permanent dick prone to mood swings and error, guess again what was Huang Quan's political status back then?

In fact during Liu Bei's short time sitting on his own comfortable iron throne, Huang Quan's highest status might be much more than just the Minister of Anti-Corruption. In the Accounts of the First Lord, Huang Quan was revealed to be the Chief of Imperial Affairs (光禄勋). In short, said post also granted him power over the royal guards and attendants. [1]

[及先主薨问至，魏群臣咸贺而权独否。文帝察权有局量，欲试惊之，遣左右诏权，末至之间，累催相属，马使奔驰，交错于道，官属侍从莫碎魄，而权举止颜色自若。]
《三国志；黄权传》

[When the First Lord passed away, all the vassals of Wei were joyful except for Quan. The Wen Emperor sensed that Quan was one with capacity before any situation, hence deciding to test him. After summoning Quan, he sent horsemen galloping to and fro around Quan. Those following Quan went pale with fear, yet Quan managed to retain his calm.]

《Record of the Three Kingdoms; Accounts of Huang Quan》

Personal analysis:

Cao Pi, by then, realised that Huang Quan's self restraint was ridiculously imba. It's just like imagining that stupid Speed of Asuryan rule for High Elves being super broken for Warhammer Fantasy Battle 7th Ed. [2] In a bid to psycho this pandai orang baik, he decided to troll this sibeh suay bugger 4 teh lolz. A lot have been said on Zhuge Liang's error in appointing Ma Su to defend Jieting. [3] Ma Su's problem wasn't down to whether he's stupid. iirc Chen Shou actually lauded him as a genius in administering military proposals. Rather, his capacity to lead was extremely limited, hence Liu Bei telling Zhuge Liang NOT to use Ma Su greatly. Huang Quan was also more of decision maker than a commander. Yet, it was how he reacted towards adverse situations that set him apart from the rest. [4]

[后领益州刺史，徙占河南。大将军司马宣王深器之，问权曰：“蜀中有卿辈几人?”
权笑而答曰：“不图明公见顾之重也!”
宣王与诸葛亮书曰：“黄公衡，快士也，每坐起叹述足下，不去口实。”]
《三国志；黄权传》

I'm also not gonna translate this due to time running short. What I'm gonna say is the fact that if you manage to gain respect from someone like Sima Yi, it means you're truly somebody. It's just like imagining a certain Eddie "that knight with very little beard" Howe earning José "O Especial" Mourinho's appreciation. In fact, Sima Yi actually told Zhuge Liang in a letter that Huang Gongheng was indeed a straightforward man at heart. Something proven by how he (i.e. Huang Quan himself) always spoke about Zhuge Liang himself.

Conclusion:
I'm not gonna do the rest b/c I really need ZZZZ now. What I will say is this-Huang Quan was, without a doubt, a master of perception. In any given situation, it's easy to keep tabs on unwanted details. Yet, every problem will always have its own starting point. It's like envisioning how Guy of the Street Fighter fame might win his matches in-plot. I deal you that one decisive hit, you confirm GG. [5] If you can retain focus on what TRULY defines the situation at hand, it means you're capable of finding the correct solution. Period.

[1]: To put this in a certain Nanny Wee's own words, Huang Quan was definitely a dua-hoot in the chenghu. Guess this was why Cao Pi gave him a similar post.
[2]: And speaking of that, has the army book for Wood Elves come out yet for 8th Ed? Have to say this even though gameplay balance has nerfed badly ALL units with Skirmish rule.
[3]: We all know the story by now ffs.
[4]: Actually come to thin of it, it really feels weirdly like Go Dok-Mi kenna psycho by plenty of bitches. Only catch? I really feel surreal using this weird parallel. She Hulk is gonna have fun w/me the next time we meet. >.<
[5]: Please don't quote anyone from Capcom on whatever I've said. That is apart from whatever stated in canon.

P.S: Funny that Chen Shou seemed to enjoy mentioning Huang Quan's wife and NOT his children. Damn suay fella must be a really good husband.

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巴西阆中出俊才，年幼之时为郡吏

季玉之敬封主簿，文韬武略黄公衡

先主挥兵据守之，广汉之地无将侵

无奈先是偏将军，张鲁兵败识良机

藩夷二王兴军乱，敏思之道不离实

镇军宛如铁石城，知局决策似利剑

先主自叹君负臣，惜哉奇人志未酬

I break my oath, I bastardo...

Apparently, I've said somewhere/somehow in FB that I won't write up any history post till I get a gf. As my current record stand, El Bastardo is still certified SDU.* Therefore, might as well quit wanking over any thoughts of potential gf.
*For those certified bodoh kambing putih, S stands for Single, D is for Despondent, U means Undesirable.**
**I finally upgraded your definition of SDU, Mr Leow. GESS season 95/96 ftw.

Also a few things noted by limpeh

1. A certain churchmate Y seems to have aged 5 yrs in reverse despite being a father himself soon. Y, I know you to be a very serious person during our years in the youth fellowship. Why ah?

2. Pastor T seems to... well, experience a wee bit of personality change also I guess....

3. Salty Fish, may I know why must go prawning during daytime? You dunno my Sat working hrs so damned suay one meh? Some more our cell group less than 15 and you still can say "one rod for two people hor!"

4. She Hulk was uncharacteristically placid. At the same time, she also uncharacteristically turned green against President Ah-lee-bama.

5. Realised FB start to have plenty of ppl I don't know, but who have at least 1 mutual friend indicated. Scariest shit ever? Same logic goes for whoever within the relevant dept.

So who shall be my chosen one since I tend to favour all the ulu ulu ppl?

A certain ex AS1 by the name of Steve Ang once famously asked me this: "Kuok, how come all the video games you like are all the ones nobody knows one?" Likewise, I bet not many people actually understood the greatness of another Bastardo.

Link 1

Link 2

Link 3

Link 4

Therefore, might as well pull off another ulu-job, this time round my choice even more damn ulu...

镇北敏思，筹画有方，

导师禳秽，遂事成章。

偏任东隅，末命不祥，

哀悲本志，放流殊疆。

Trans:

An agile mind was he who Defends the North, he was always an able planner,

He disciplined the immoral, his success was absolute.

Tasked with mission along the East, his imminent fate undeserved,

Alas for convictions unfulfilled, his end tantamount to exile.

Above poem is NOT by me. This was part of Yang Xi's poetry works lauding the deceased great men throughout the Shu Han history. Due to Chen Shou being part of Shu Han, 'tis only natural for us to see this kind of literature stuff in the Records of Three Kingdoms. [1]

So why was Huang Quan deemed special? Firstly and foremost, I invoked his name in a post quite unrelated. Proof that me no lying. Secondly, Liu Bei had always seen him as a talent indispensable.

Brief intro

[黄权，字公衡，巴西阆中人也。少为郡吏，州牧刘璋召为主簿。]

《三国志；黄权传》

Trans:

[Huang Quan, styled Gongheng, was a native belonging to Langzhong of Baxi. During his youth, he was already made a county official. Afterwards, the provincial governor Liu Zhang summoned him to be his Chief Secretary.]

《Record of the Three Kingdoms; Accounts of Huang Quan》

Personal analysis:

Chen Shou didn't mince his words when he talked about Huang Quan's capability. On one hand, he's absurdly gifted when it came to organising (hence being a high ranking local official during his youth). On the other end, his style name implies an upright character full of impartiality and sound judgment (note that Gongheng [公衡] literally translates into "fair [impartial] and well-balanced [sound judgment/prudent in judgment]"). While plenty has already been said on Liu Zhang being an idiot, we must also acknowledge that his only problem lies in using people with various colours of integrity. This is why in his Longzhong Thesis [隆中对], Zhuge Liang stated that the Yi Province is full of talented individuals. On one hand, we have non-problematic talents cursed with problematic personality [e.g. Pang Xi (庞羲), Zhang Song (张松), Li Yan (李严) and Fa Zheng (法正)]. Yet, there were also undoubted talents blessed with undoubted integrity [e.g. Cheng Ji (程畿). Liu Ba (刘巴) and Yan Yan (NOT Yeo Yann Yann of the Ilo Ilo fame, but this old bloke>>严颜)]. Huang Quan quite obviously belongs to the latter type.

So what is a Chief Secretary? By my own estimation, a Chief Secretary was someone tasked with organising administrative affairs. Or more specifically drafting vital documents while assuming total command in all things written and confidential. At the same time, this was also a post tasked with safekeeping and organising properly each and every piece of document. Not to mention if your big boss' royal seal goes MIA, someone upstairs is in a very big trouble. [2]

Note: This is somewhat different from the Imperial Secretary (尚书/尚书令) where such post's actual power lies in all things documentation WITHIN the imperial jurisdiction (note: Because the ancient Chinese were quite anal over details and more details, they tend to separate administrative issues into local (i.e. provincial), central (i.e. the government) and imperial (i.e. privy only to the highest authority). Huang Quan's status most likely falls into the former two categories (albeit if this was assuming no one held the Imperial Secretary post. And no, Fa Zheng wasn't one until Liu Bei declared himself as Dat Bawss of Hanzhong [汉中王]).

How to deal with national crisis even before it starts

[时别驾张松建议，宜迎先主，使伐张鲁。权谏曰：“左将军有骁名，今请到，欲以部曲遇之，则不满其心，欲以宾客礼待，则一国不容二君。若容有泰山之安，则主有累卵之危。可但闭境，以待河清。”]

《三国志；黄权传》

Trans:

[At that time, Zhang Song, the Provincial Escort, suggested to Liu Zhang that they should welcome Liu Bei in order to attack Zhang Lu. Quan, however, voiced his objection, saying thus: "The Left General (i.e. Liu Bei) is one with a repute for valour. If we are to welcome him with troops prepared, we'll end up risking his displeasure. If we are to welcome him with hospitality, we must take heed that no country can ever harbour two kings. If we are to compromise in the name of stability, rightful authority will be undermined. Let us then seal off the border in order to clarify whatever upcoming situation."]

《Record of the Three Kingdoms; Accounts of Huang Quan》

Personal analysis:

This is where we start seeing how much of an imba analyser Huang Quan turned out to be. Take note that Huang Quan did NOT say "hey, let's shut out that lying S.O.B 4 teh lulz!"

Rather, he was advocating a wait and see approach. While Zhang Song was all about pulling a fatal wedgie over Zhang Lu's power up north (note: Zhang Lu was the ruler of Hanzhong). Every Three Kingdoms buff will tell you how deep was the bad blood between Liu Zhang and Zhang Lu. Recently, there was a political brouhaha over some decision to honour two war heroes in a manner equivalent to... well, I dunno how to phrase this. What I'm trying to say is NOT about whether those involved are a bunch of dicks. Rather, whatever stakes placed on the table was 10 x higher. Is it any wonder to see this coming from Zhang Song himself?

As for Huang Quan's POV, he saw the necessity behind an effective self-defence policy/decision made. This was the reason behind his analysis, that such an extreme measure was something posing forth extreme risks. You can try pissing a powerful neighbour off, but that's provided you know who are Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun and Chen Dao. This was why he suggested a pseudo middle stance where preventing hostile reinforcement became the number one priority. [3]

Conclusion: Sucks to be you

[璋不听，竟遣使迎先生，出权为广汉长，及先主袭取益州，将帅分下郡县。郡县风景附，权闭城坚守，须刘璋稽服，乃诣降先主。先主假权偏将军。]

《三国志；黄权传》

Trans:

[Not only did Zhang refuse heeding advice, he even sent envoys to welcome the First Lord (i.e. Liu Bei) while sending Quan away to Guanghan as its head official. When the First Lord attacked Yi Province by deploying his forces unto the surrounding settlements, all chose to surrender promptly. Only Quan chose to shut the gates and mount a stubborn defence. In the end, it took Zhang's persuasion to convince him to surrender. The First Lord then made him a de-facto Brigadier General.]

《Record of the Three Kingdoms; Accounts of Huang Quan》

Trans:

It truly sucks to be Huang Quan. Firstly, his boss rejected his advice. Then said boss sent envoys to welcome that once and future king. Note that this was the highest show of respect during ancient times, it's quite a bit like Barack Obama sending Joe Biden to welcome Vladimir Putin on American soil. As if it's not enough, Huang Quan got brutally demoted to where he first began his career, namely a local official.

One interesting part is that Guanghan's geographical location was within the inland area compared to borderland settlements like Yufu, Baxi or Jiangyang. What this means is very simple: Since the Yi Province was a certified basin terrain, it's only natural for the latter areas to be more easily defensible. In fact, Guanghan's terrain is mainly flat with very little high ground. Even if Huang Quan was to concentrate his forces within a city (and via the actual wording, he did DO that), it would take an immense show of leadership to convince every man not to throw down their arms and armour. The greatest problem? Plenty of his counterparts did just that.

Fast forward to the aftermath and what was Liu Bei's decision? Giving a loyal bastard some de-facto power with actual value being nothing next to shit? Remember who was the incumbent Brigadier General back then, folks. In case you forgot, his surname was Zhao. Seriously, Liu Bei was being a dick who was ten times worse than Liu Zhang. [4] At least if anyone wishes to defend Liu Zhang's jerkass decision, I can empathise with the need not to create unwanted conflict (hey, Huang Quan did have major suspicions on Liu Bei's intent, something which he ended up 120% spot on). Still...

Fortune favours the long suffering

[及曹公破张鲁，鲁走入巴中，权进曰：“若失汉中，则三巴不振，此为割蜀之股臂也。”

于是先主以权为护军，率诸将迎鲁，鲁已还南郑，北降曹公。]

《三国志；黄权传》

Trans:

[Upon being defeated by Duke Cao, Zhang Lu managed to escape unto Bazhong. Hence, Quan advising: "If we are to lose Hanzhong, the three lands of Ba will suffer. By then, this would be tantamount to severing Shu downwards from the arm."

Thus, the First Lord appointed Quan as the Army Protector in order to lead his generals in receiving Lu. Alas by then,  Lu had already headed back to Nanzheng offering his surrender to Duke Cao.]

《Record of the Three Kingdoms; Accounts of Huang Quan》

Personal analysis:

Finally, Liu Bei heeded Huang Quan's advice. However, Zhang Lu was a step faster in running back with a white flag in hand. Two interesting facts here:

1. Hanzhong was one of Yi Province's three bulwarks, the other two being Chencang [陈仓] and Longxi [陇西]. Since both territories were already under Cao Cao's control by now, leaving Hanzhong untended would be unimaginable. In fact, just below Hanzhong would be the three lands of Ba. Namely Bazhong (the central part stretching from south up till inland), Badong (the eastern bulwark responsible for repelling any invasions from the east especially Sun Quan) and Baxi (the northern most tip adjoining Hanzhong). Therefore, Huang Quan's somewhat visceral parallel was 100% spot on.

2. The Army Protector had always been a major military title boasting a major military power. I believe I've said it more than one time before, but allow me to say this once again. To be an Army Protector means you'll have the unfettered power to allocate manpower and supervising every general under your scope of command, no matter how high any given general's power.

[然卒破杜濩、朴胡，杀夏候渊，据汉中，皆权本谋也。]

《三国志；黄权传》

Trans:

[Yet, defeating abruptly Du Hu and Fu Hu, slaying of Xiahou Yuan and occupying Hanzhong... these strategies all first came from Quan.]

《Record of the Three Kingdoms; Accounts of Huang Quan》

Personal analysis:

While it's true that Fa Zheng had always been Liu Bei's chief military adviser, Huang Quan was the one who first came up with the proposal and necessary measures. If Fa Zheng had any role to play in all three, it would most likely be hands on planning (hence, his go-ahead command in unleashing Huang Zhong's wrath at Mt Dingjun). As for occupying Hanzhong, it's basically him suggesting this.

What's truly mystifying is the first example. Why got two extra come and chap siao one? Why must Huang Quan say "eh, boss. We confirm must bust these two lobos' karcheng one."

Flashpoint 1: Shit happens, folks.

[九月，巴七姓夷王朴胡、賨邑侯杜濩举巴夷、賨民来附，于是分巴郡，以胡为巴东太守，濩为巴西太守，皆封列侯。]

《三国志；武帝纪》

Trans:

[During the ninth month, the barbarian chieftains Fu Hu and Du Hu stirred up their people and led them to swear allegiance. Hence, the land of Ba was fractured with Fu Hu as the Grand Administrator of Badong and Du Hu the Grand Administrator of Baxi. Both were made marquises.]

《Record of the Three Kingdoms; Record of the Wu Emperor》

Personal analysis:

When above mentioned scenario happened, it was during Zhang Lu's brief stay down south. Apparently, he already harboured plans to defect up north. So why should he swear loyalty to Liu Bei? Confirm bodoh one right? I personally believe it's due to his merry history with Liu Zhang amounting to personal grudges [5], this might be why he chose Cao Cao instead.

Put two and two together, what is the answer you'll get? Surely not five, but four. By stirring up trouble prior to signing his surrender treaty, Zhang Lu can be forgiven for being a dick.

[郃别督诸军，降巴东、巴西二郡，徙其民于汉中。]

《三国志；张郃传》

Trans:

[He led a separate contingent, thus successfully subjugating Badong and Baxi as a result and moving the residents to Hanzhong.]

《Record of the Three Kingdoms; Accounts of Zhang He》

[曹公使夏侯渊、张郃屯汉中，数数犯暴巴界。]

《三国志；先主传》

Trans:

[Duke Cao stationed Xiahou Yuan and Zhang He at Hanzhong, their forces invading the lands of Ba numerous times.]

《Record of the Three Kingdoms; Accounts of the First Lord》

If above few verses ain't enough make you people understand, then no hope for humanity.

To be cont'd...

[1]: Albeit I do have legitimate grounds in suspecting the Jin administration hell bent in covering up vital credit earned by some of Liu Bei's vassals especially Zhao Yun and Fa Zheng. As of now, only three amigos managed to make a fool out of Cao Cao and we all know Sima Yan was fiercely pro-Wei despite being an incapable dick.

[2]: A quote made famous by my (ex) OA of Wales. ;)
[3]: If sealing off the border=/=preventive measure, I dunno what else is. Still don't believe, go ask DPRK.
[4]: In fact withiin Pei Songzhi's annotations, Xu Zhong lamented that Liu Bei's treatment of Huang Quan despite a capable show of integrity and military leadership was merely a token appreciation. In the same breath, he managed to compare this with King Wu of Zhou getting down from his carriage to pay highest respects before Bi Gan's grave. In a nutshell, if King Wu was able to do something which Liu Bei wasn't willing to under similar/exact circumstances, then...
Proof that I'm not lying-[徐众评曰：权既忠谏于主，又闭城拒守，得事君之礼。武王下车，封比干之墓，表商容之闾，所以大显忠贤之士，而明示所贵之旨。先主假权将军，善矣，然犹薄少，未足彰忠义之高节，而大劝为善者之心。]

三国志咆哮：军阀四起《吴》

Been very long since I reboot this. Okay, I lied b/c I actually left this draft hanging dry for N ages. Actually come to think of it, it seems that I really enjoy planning CCGs. Maybe even JRPGs also. Alrdy got few ideas on ART CCG, table ver. Some more still got football CCG and mythology CCG. Le sigh... what to do? No enough time leh~

A/N: One new rule here-during your End phase, you can remove the top card from your discarded pile and place it back into your deck. Shuffle it afterwards. I find this to be vital (?) when it comes to avoiding that infamous library death (i.e. a term arguably made famous by MTG where you get yourself screwed by running out of cards 100%).

Lord: 君主

Name: Sun Quan ~ Zhongmou

《孙权 ~ 仲谋》

Epithet: Renowned Ruler of an Era

《治世之名君》

Rarity: SR

Cost: 3

Trait:
Politics《施政》

Strength

《武力》
1800

Ability:

Fearless Tiger of Youth
《无畏之虎儿》
[during Combat Phase+3 Resource points]
Move Sun Quan into your deployment zone. If Sun Quan survives during your End Phase, untap all Wu Generals and gain 2 Resource points at the start of your next turn.

Profile

Birth Year: 182 AD

Death Year: 252 AD

Life summary: Heir to Sun Ce's legacy, Sun Quan was famed as a talented administrator never before seen. Inheriting his elder brother's lands after his untimely death, the young lord soon established himself among his vassals and people, hence the faction of Wu flourishing greatly under him.

[Who is Cao Cao that he dares to take my brethren's lands? I, Sun Quan, will fight him till death!]

Name: Sun Hao ~ Yuanzong

《孙晧 ~ 元宗》

Epithet: A Tyrant who Destroys His Country

《灭国之暴君》

Rarity: C

Cost: 2

Trait:
Politics《施政》

Strength

《武力》
1300

Ability:

An Irreversible Fate
《天命难违》
[during End Phase]
If number of your untapped Wu Generals is higher, you can choose to remove all tapped Wu Generals under your control from the game. Your remaining Wu Generals will gain +X Strength permanently where X is the number of Generals removed from play this way x 100.

Profile

Birth Year: 242 AD

Death Year: 284 AD

Life summary: Last Emperor of the Sun Wu dynasty established by Sun Quan, Sun Hao was nothing short of a fatuous tyrant whose cruelty and extravagance exacerbated the declining fortunes of Wu. Ironically, his honorary title, Marquis of Guiming [归命侯] bestowed by Sima Yan, first Emperor of Jin dynasty, might have mockingly exposed the nature of his fallible regime.

[Who are the soldiers of Jin that I must fear them? I, Sun Hao, will conquer even Heaven itself!]

Adviser: 谋臣

Strategist
《军师》

Name: Lu Su ~ Zijing

《魯粛 ~ 子敬》

Epithet: A Rare Genius Created by Turmoil

《時势造奇才》

Rarity: SR

Cost: 3

Trait:
Ambush 《伏兵》

Strength

《武力》
1400

Ability:

Observation and Deployment
《望局布阵》
[constant effect]
Whenever you play a Strategy card, all Reinforcement cards cost 1 less. Whenever you play a Strategy card, all Tactic cards cost 1 less.

Strategist Ability:
Rearguard Organising
《后方镇兵》
[during Preparation]
So long as your hand has lesser number of cards, draw a card from your deck once per turn. If drawn card is cost 3 or less, put it in your hand and shuffle your deck. If drawn card costs 4 or more, remove it from play. All your Wu Generals gain Defend until end of next turn.

Profile

Birth Year: 172 AD

Death Year: 217 AD

Life summary: Wealthy at first, Lu Su was known as a charitable man whose passion for military affairs earned endless scorn from his own clan. His talents appreciated by Zhou Yu, Lu Su was later recommended to Sun Quan. Accredited for orchestrating the alliance treaty between Sun Quan and Liu Bei, Zhou Yu in turn asked Lu Su to be the Grand Commander after his death.

[Let the enemy come, for they shall fight against two banners instead of one!]

Strategist
《军师》

Name: Zhang Zhao ~ Zibu
《张昭 ~ 子布》

Epithet: The Two Zhangs
《二张》

Rarity: R

Cost: 3

Trait:

Law《令法》

Strength
《武力》
1000

Ability:

Vassal's Advice

[臣下之言]

[End Phase+4 Resource points]

Untap all Wu Generals. Every Strategy card played by opponent players will cost 1 more until your next turn.

Strategist Ability:

Pillar Worthy For A King

《王佐之柱》

[during Preparation]

Strategy cards cost 1 less. For every Strategy card played this way, you gain 1 Resource point next turn.

Profile:

Birth Year: 156 AD

Death Year: 236 AD

Life summary: Famed as one of the Two Zhangs, Zhang Zhao proved himself as an able minister of civilian affairs and governing the land. Upon Sun Ce's deathbed, Zhang Zhao accepted the great burden of assisting the young Sun Quan. Hence after, he devoted himself to the future of Sun Wu forevermore.

[My words may not be nice, but be sure they are for the best!]

Name: Zhuge Jin ~ Ziyu
《诸葛瑾 ~ 子瑜》

Epithet: Elder Brother of the Sleeping Dragon
《卧龙之兄》

Rarity: UC

Cost: 2

Trait:

Law《令法》

Strength
《武力》
1100

Ability:

Maintaining the Army

《军中维持》

[during Preparation]

Your first Reinforcement card this turn played will cost nothing.

Profile:

Birth Year: 174 AD

Death Year: 241 AD

Life summary: Recommended to Sun Quan after Sun Ce's demise, Zhuge Jin was soon appointed as Sun Quan's personal assistant, after where he would be transferred to the post of Central Major. Despite his kinship with Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Jin had never let personal ties obstructed his duties. When Liu Bei decided to declare war on Sun Quan in order to avenge Guan Yu, Zhuge Jin was sent to broker peace. Upon rumour hinting at disloyalty, Sun Quan angrily replied that Zhuge Jin will never betray him and that he will never do the same as well.

[There are words best left unsaid, Milord. Do you still want to hear them?]

Name: Zhang Hong ~ Zigang
《张纮 ~ 子纲》

Epithet: The Two Zhangs
《二张》

Rarity: C

Cost: 1

Trait:

Law《令法》

Strength
《武力》
1000

Ability:

Foresight of Human Heart

《人心之掌握》
[constant effect]
All your Wu Generals with cost 4 or more cannot be tapped.

Profile:
Birth Year: 153 AD
Death Year: 212 AD
Life summary: Known as the Two Zhangs together with Zhang Zhao, Zhang Hong was scholar renowned for understanding any individual's character. During an expedition, he advised Sun Quan not to lead the light cavalry into battle as he understood his young liege's character. Had a vital hand in making Moling the capital city of Wu.

[The wise shall settle for nothing less than serving the great, the brave will always remain loyal.]

General: 武将

Commander
《统帅》

Name: Zhou Yu ~ Gongjin
《周瑜 ~ 公瑾》

Epithet: Hero of Chibi
《赤壁之英雄》

Rarity: SR

Cost: 4

Trait:
-

Strength
《武力》
2900

Ability:

Awaiting to Strike

《正兵出奇》

[during Preparation]

You can choose to discard any card of your choice in hand. Target enemy General takes X damage where X equals the discarded card's cost x 100.

Commander Ability:

Great Command of Central Army

《中军大号令》

[during Preparation > tap]

All your Wu Generals gain Defend and Assault until starting of your next turn.

Profile:
Birth Year: 175 AD
Death Year: 210 AD
Life summary: Known for his good looks and a sharp military mind, Zhou Yu became sworn brother to Sun Ce, the latter only older by a few months. Assisting Sun Ce in his conquest of Jiangdong, Zhou Yu's war expertise was vital to the Sun clan's eventual victory. After Sun Ce's death, he took charge of military affairs while Zhang Zhao managed the internal administration. Hence inspiring these famous words-Seek Zhang Zhao's advice for internal affairs and Zhou Yu's counsel for external circumstances.

[My loyalty belongs only to the Sun clan, Jiangdong shall forever have my sword.]

Name: Gan Ning ~ Xingba
《甘宁 ~ 兴霸》

Epithet: First of Vagrants
《游侠之首》

Rarity: R

Cost: 5

Trait:
Assault《奇袭》

Strength
《武力》
3500

Ability:

Daring and Unruly

《大胆奔放》

[declaring Attack]

Whenever an enemy General is defeated, choose one option out of two.
1. Gan Ning gains Defend and will activate it during your End phase until your next starting turn.
2. Gan Ning gains +100 Strength until end of your current turn.

Profile:
Birth Year: ???
Death Year: 220 AD
Life summary: A violent man throughout his years and a pirate during his younger days, Gan Ning was rightly feared and respected amongst his fellow men. Repaying kindness for like and reprisal for offence, he entered Huang Zu's service only to earn derision and contempt due to his past. Due to Su Fei's help, Gan Ning managed to defect successfully under Sun Quan. After Huang Zu's death, Gan Ning repaid Su Fei's kindness by pleading Sun Quan for mercy with his own life as guarantee.

[Try fighting back if you must, but victory shall belong to me!]

Name: Sun Jiao ~ Shulang
《孙皎 ~ 叔朗》

Epithet: -

Rarity: R

Cost: 4

Trait:
-

Strength
《武力》
3000

Ability:

Unbreakable Bow and Assault

《刚弓奇袭》

[declaring Interception]

You can choose to discard any card from your hand. Sun Jiao deals X damage to enemy General targeted this way where X equals the discarded card's cost x 100. If discarded card costs 4 or more, Sun Jiao gains Assault until your next turn.

Profile:
Birth Year: ???
Death Year: 219 AD
Life summary: Cousin to Sun Quan, Sun Jiao's father was Sun Jing, brother to the famous Sun Jian. Whenever Cao Cao invaded Ruxu, Sun Jiao would always be the one holding fort and earning the repute of an elite. After his brother Sun Yu and Huang Gai passed away, Sun Jiao assumed command of their forces.

[Hear ye, men of Ruxu! Defend every inch of ground as if defending every minute of your lives!]

Name: Cheng Pu ~ Demou
《程普 ~ 德谋》

Epithet: General of Three Generations
《三代老将》

Rarity: UC

Cost: 3

Trait:
-

Strength
《武力》
3000

Ability:

Veteran of Many Battles

《身经百战》

[during Preparation]

You can choose to discard any card of your choice in hand. Prevent X damage to Cheng Pu in total where X equals to the discarded card's cost x 1000. If the discarded card's cost is 4 or more, Cheng Pu cannot be tapped until your next turn.

Profile:
Birth Year: ???
Death Year: ???
Life summary: An ardent follower of Sun Jian, Cheng Pu's accomplishments included engaging the Yellow Turbans in the lands of Wan and Deng, after which he routed Dong Zhuo at Yangren. Accumulating many scars as a result, Cheng Pu followed Sun Ce on his conquest after Sun Jian's death. Credited with many victories, Cheng Pu became one of numerous loyal vassals aiding the young Sun Quan after Ce's demise.

[My loyalty belongs only to the Sun clan, Jiangdong shall forever have my sword.]

Name: Hand Dang ~ Yigong
《韩当 ~ 义公》

Epithet: General of Three Generations
《三代老将》

Rarity: UC

Cost: 2

Trait:
Assault《奇袭》

Strength
《武力》
2700

Ability:

First to Strike

《弓骑先登》

[during Preparation]

You can choose to discard any card of your choice in hand. Choose one option out of two.
1. Han Dang gains X Strength until end of turn where X equals the discarded card's cost x 400.
2. Han Dang deals X damage to target enemy General where X equals to the discarded card's cost x 100.

Profile:
Birth Year: ???
Death Year: 227 AD
Life summary: Together with Cheng Pu and Huang Gai, Han Dang was part of Eastern Wu's greatest war veterans. Well known for his skill in mounted archery, he accomplished many a feat as the vanguard. As chief official of Le'an, Han Dang was feared and respected by the surrounding mountain tribes. Soon after, he accompanied the likes of Zhou Yu against Cao Cao and assisted Lu Meng to retake Nanjun. During the Battle of Xiaoting (better known as the Battle of Yiling), he was part of the victorious Sun Wu army against Liu Bei's invading forces.

[With steed and bow, I shall carve my name onto history itself!]

Name: Ling Cao
《凌操》

Epithet: -

Rarity: C

Cost: 1

Trait:
-

Strength
《武力》
2300

Ability:

Untimely Death

《壮志未酬》

[during Combat phase]

During any time in Combat, you can discard X number of cards from hand. Ling Cao gains X Strength where X equals number of cards discarded x 500. Ling Cao cannot be tapped or targeted by any enemy Tactic, Strategy or General's Ability this way. Remove Ling Cao from play this way during your End phase.

Profile:
Birth Year: ???
Death Year: 203 AD
Life summary: Little was known about him apart from the famous Wu commander, Ling Tong, being his son. Answering Sun Ce's banner during the conquest of Jiangdong, Ling Cao would always charge ahead of the rest, his bravery well known as the result. Subduing the rebellious mountain tribes successfully, Ling Cao was ultimately killed by an arrow fired by Gan Ning during the Battle of Xiakou.

[If I die, let me not depart in ignominy.]

Name: Sun Huan~Shu Wu
《孙桓 ~ 叔武》

Epithet: -

Rarity: C

Cost: 1

Trait:

Defend 《拒守》

Strength
《武力》
2000

Ability:

Strength in Adversity

《逆境之力》

[during Draw phase]

Draw one extra card whenever any opponent player has more Generals in play than you. Sun Huan gains X Strength where X equals the total number of enemy Generals x 100.

Profile:
Birth Year: ???
Death Year: ???
Life summary: Handsome and intelligent, Sun Huan was a well learned youth capable of debating major affairs. Together with Lu Xun, he fought the Shu Han invaders led by Liu Bei in the Battle of Xiaoting. Without any reinforcement in sight, he could only muster a desperate defence against Liu Bei. Unto being asked why he refused to send Sun Huan any relief forces, Lu Xun actually expressed his unwavering faith in Sun Huan's leadership qualities. Indeed as Liu Bei had lamented during his crushing defeat, Sun Huan was only a young boy when he visited Sun Quan in Eastern Wu's capital city, Wuchang.

[We may not have any hope, but we shall never feed our pride to those mongrel dogs!]

Tactic: 兵术

Holding Treacherous Ground

《坚守险要》

Rarity: C

Cost: 1

Effect:
Target one Wu General under your control without the Defend trait. Targeted General gains Defend. If the General costs 4 or more, target another Wu General under your control without the Defend trait in the same manner.

Gathering the Masses

《军兵募集》

Rarity: C

Cost: 2

Effect:

Discard any card from your hand. Add X Strength to every Reinforcement cards played afterwards where X equals the cost of discarded card x 50.

Deployment of Forces

《分兵行事》

Rarity: UC

Cost: 2

Effect:

Choose any two Wu Generals under your control. If targeted Generals is in your deployment zone, move them into target opponent's deployment zone.

Decisive Charge

《决策神速行》

Rarity: R

Cost: 4

Effect:

Target one Wu General under your control without Assault. That General gains Assault and X Strength where X equals that General's current Strength. If targeted General already has Assault, that General can target one enemy General deployed anywhere. Return Generals buffed this way back to your deployment zone afterwards.

Reinforcement: 援军

Supply Forces from Wu
《吴郡辎重》

Rarity: C
Cost: 1

Effect:

Target Wu General gains 100 Strength. You gain X Resource points where X equals to number of this Reinforcement card played this way.

Danyang Infantry
《丹阳步兵》

Rarity: UC

Cost: 3

Effect:

Target Wu General gains 500 Strength. If targeted General's cost is 3 or more, that General cannot be tapped until next turn.

Jiangdong Navy
《江东水军》

Rarity: R

Cost: 3

Effect:
Target Wu General gains 600 Strength. If targeted General's Strength exceeds 4000, move that General into target opponent's deployment zone.

Strategy: 战略

Moving Capital

《迁都》

Rarity: C

Cost: 2

Effect:
Move all your Wu Generals in opponent deployment zone back to your deployment zone. Gain X Resource points during next turn where X equals the number of Wu Generals affected this way.

Holding Back In Time

《勒马悬崖》

Rarity: C

Cost: 1

Effect:

Move one Wu General back to your deployment zone. Targeted General cannot enter any opponent's deployment zone during your next turn. Targeted General cannot be tapped until end of your next turn. If Sun Quan is in your deployment zone, move Sun Quan back to your command area and gain 3 Resource points this way.

Waiting for the Enemy

《以逸待敌》

Rarity: UC

Cost: 4

Effect:
All your Wu Generals within your deployment zone cannot be tapped for 3 turns. Untap all Wu Generals in play under your control.

Burning Attack

《火攻》

Rarity: R

Cost: 5

Effect:

Move all your Wu Generals in opponent deployment zone back to your deployment zone. Deals 1500 damage to all enemy Generals controlled by any one player. Enemy Generals damaged this way cannot enter your deployment zone for 2 turns.

Title: 官位

Grand Commander

《大都督》

Rarity: C

Cost: 1

Effect:

Grants Commander status to any General or Adviser.

Character bonus [Lu Su]-Your highest cost Wu General cannot be tapped.

War Commandant

《司马》

Rarity: C

Cost: 2

Effect:

Reinforcement cards cost 1 less.

Character bonus [Zhuge Jin]-Any Reinforcement card targeting Generals costing 2 or less can be played free.

General Who Breaks the Waves

《折冲将军》

Rarity: UC

Cost: 4

Effect:
[General only Title]

Target two Generals during your Preparation phase. Generals targeted this way cannot be tapped.

Character bonus [Gan Ning]-This General cannot be tapped.

Senior Envoy

《长史》

Rarity: R

Cost: 3

Effect:
[Title only for Advisers with Law trait]

Draw one extra card per turn. If card drawn this way is a Strategy card, you can play it for free.

Character bonus [Zhang Zhao]-Effect also applies to first Tactic card drawn this way.

General of the Soaring Army

《中护军》

Rarity: SR

Cost: 3

Effect:
Add 200 Strength to every Reinforcement cards played. Can be stacked with other effects.

Character bonus [Zhou Yu]-This General gains 300 Strength permanently.

Event: 事迹

Seeking Zibu's Advice and Gongjin's Counsel

《内事不决问子布，外事不决问公瑾》

Rarity: C

Effect: If your deck has either Zhang Zhao or Zhou Yu, you can play one of them for free. Your first Strategy/Tactic card played per turn costs 1 less if its cost is 3 or more.

Alliance Made

《结交同盟》

Rarity: UC

Effect: Your deck can use either Shu or Wei cards apart from Lord cards.

Unwilling to Return Jing Province

《借荆州，一借不还》

Rarity: R

Effect: You start the game with any two Generals in any opponent's deployment zone. Generals targeted this way gain Ambush status.

Xingba Resisting the Warrior God

《兴霸拒武神》

Rarity: SR

Effect: Any opponent player can only advance into your deployment zone if he/she has a higher number of Generals in play. You can only use this Event if you start the game with Gan Ning.

Proof of local talent

Finally reach the end of this. Apparently, I'll have plenty of time to waste myself away 18-25 Oct due to my sis and mom jetting off to the correct Korea.

P.S: This may be my last blog post for the time being since I killed my mom's laptop and my desktop is now beyond life support.
A/N: Ah well, at least I can have a hand in footie formation doodling and random writing lolz. Hopefully can some up with a decent next chapter for ART.

But firstly, let's time jump

[瑜两男一女，女配太子登。男循尚公主，拜骑都尉，有瑜风，早卒。]

Trans:

[Yu left behind two sons and a daughter, the latter betrothed to the Crown Prince. His elder son, Xun, was made the Capital Commander of Cavalry. Having his father's air, Xun sadly passed away early.]

Analysis:

Good looking parents=good looking children. It's a no-brainer to see Zhou Yu's daughter marrying Sun Quan's firstborn son, the only bummer was his son, Zhou Xun, passing away early. Fyi, a Capital Commander is he who bosses the capital city's forces, i.e. Zhou Xun was in charge of Eastern Wu's capital cavalry.

In ancient times, cavalry was extremely prized as vital tactical units working in tandem with infantry forces. Needless to say, training decent mounted troops was a certified drag. This is also why those assuming command must have a sharp military brain, let alone strongly trusted. Also, it must be known that such mounted units during that time were considered light/medium cavalry. In short, disruption via mobility and speed is the vital key.

Interestingly, Zhao Yun was Liu Bei's chief cavalry commander way before the Sun-Liu alliance took place (yes, Zhao Yun is my fave Shu Han general b/c he's way too underrated).

Proof-http://unanswered-bloke-works.blogspot.com/2012/05/phase-gar-3.html

[循弟胤，初拜兴业都尉。妻以宗女，授兵千人，屯公安。黄龙元年，封都乡侯，后以罪徙庐陵郡。]

Trans:

[Xun's younger brother, Yin, was the Capital Commander of Prosperity. His wife a part of Sun clan, he was granted a thousand personal soldiers and being stationed at Gong'an. During the first year of Huanglong calender, he was bestowed the honorary title of a capital marquis. Afterwards, he was exiled to Luling county.]

Analysis:

The prophet Jeremiah was right after all. Thankfully, I can never call myself a good Christian.

[赤乌二年，诸葛瑾、步骘连名上疏曰："故将军周瑜子胤，昔蒙粉饰，受封为将，不能养之以福，思立功效，至纵情欲，招速罪辟。臣窃以瑜昔见宠任，入作心膂，出为爪牙，衔命出征，身当矢石，尽节用命，视死如归。故能摧曹操于乌林，走曹仁于郢都，扬国威德，华夏是震，蠢尔蛮荆，莫不宾服。虽周之方叔，汉之信、布，诚无以尚也。夫折冲扦难之臣，自古帝王莫不贵重，故汉高帝封爵之誓曰'使黄河如带，太山如砺，国以永存，爰及苗裔'。申以丹书，重以盟诅，藏于宗庙，传于无穷，欲使功臣之后，世世相踵，非徒子孙，乃关苗裔，报德明功，勤勤恳恳，如此之至，欲以劝戒后人，用命之臣，死而无悔也。况于瑜身没未久，而其子胤降为匹夫，益可悼伤。窃惟陛下钦明稽古，隆于兴继，为胤归诉，乞丐余罪，还兵复爵，使失旦之鸡，复得一鸣。抱罪之臣，展其后效。"]

Trans:

[*sorry, above shit too cumbersome*]

Analysis:

During the second year of Chiwu calender, we got two big ****s shooting court appeal. Lest you ppl think I bullshitting, go Google Zhuge Jin and Bu Zhi. Basically, the contents of appeal went on and on about Zhou Yu's contribution especially routing Cao Cao at Wuling.

[权答曰："腹心旧勋，与孤协事，公瑾有之，诚所不忘。昔胤年少，初无功劳，横受精兵，爵以侯将，盖念公瑾以及于胤也。而胤恃此，酗淫自恣，前后告喻，曾无悛改。孤于公瑾，义犹二君，乐胤成就，岂有已哉?迫胤罪恶，未宜便还，且欲苦之，使自知耳。今二君勤勤援引汉高河山之誓，孤用恧然。虽德非其畴，犹欲庶几，事亦如尔，故未顺旨。以公瑾之子，而二君在中间，苟使能改，亦何患乎!"

瑾、骘表比上，朱然及全琮亦俱陈乞，权乃许之。会胤病死。]

Trans:

[*sorry, same as above]

Analysis:

Appeal rejected, Sun Quan wasn't really that heartless. The only problem? Zhou Yin had a problem with himself, which resulted in Sun Quan having a problem with him. It's one thing to be inept, quite another to get drunk and horny.

Ofc appeal finally went thru, but this still happened.

[瑜兄子峻，亦以瑜元功为偏将军，领吏士千人。峻卒，全琮表峻子护为将。权曰："昔走曹操，拓有荆州，皆是公瑾，常不忘之。初闻峻亡，仍欲用护，闻护性行危险，用之适为作祸，故便止之。孤念公瑾，岂有已乎?"]
Trans:
[*paiseh...*]

Analysis:
It doesn't matter apart from the fact that yet another family descendant bites the dust, yet another family inheritor has a problem with himself, i.e. own personal character.

So let's get back to time

["刘备以枭雄之姿，而有关羽、张飞熊虎之将，必非久屈为人用者。愚谓大计宜徙备置吴，盛为筑宫室，多其美女玩好，以娱其耳目，分此二人，各置一方，使如瑜者得挟与攻战，大事可定也。今猥割土地以资业之，聚此三人，俱在疆场，恐蛟龙得云雨，终非池中物也。"]

Trans:

[Liu Bei is indeed a hero. With Guan Yu and Zhang Fei as fearsome warriors, he will not be content to be others' mere second. Hence, listen to what your lowly vassal has to say: 'Tis best for us to build a fine palace in Wu in order to house Bei. Through beautiful ladies and fanciful toys, he will surely be distracted while separated from the latter two. By holding Liu Bei hostage, we will gain a major leverage. Now that the three are united in the same territory, we must act swiftly. For a dragon can never be restrained once it tastes falling rain."]

Analysis:

Dragons were seen as a symbol of power back then. In fact, the emperor would always be regarded as an incarnation of one. In times of turmoil, only the truly capable are regarded as potential dragons. Yet, only one out of many can unify and rule. This is why Zhou Yu advised Sun Quan to do this-and-that. Sounds eerily familiar? You're not alone b/c Luo Guanzhong bullshitted all of us.

[权以曹公在北方，当广揽英雄，又恐备难卒制，故不纳。]

Result: Rejection approved, Sun Quan vetoed the vote. This was down to Cao Cao still remaining a threat, whatever fear materialised soon after. Incidentally, subsequent conflicts actually made Gan Ning and Zhang Liao BA famous altho we all know both were born to shatter the BA metre.

Liu Bei's answer to Gongjin's trollolol

[刘备之自京还也，权乘飞云大船，与张昭、秦松、鲁肃等十馀人共追送之，大宴会叙别。昭、肃等先出，权独与备留语，因言次，叹瑜曰：“公瑾文武筹略，万人之英，顾其器量广大，恐不久为人臣耳。”]

Analysis:

Above commentary comes from Accounts of Jiangbiao aka Pei Songzhi's annotations. This was most likely after the conclusion of Red Cliff since technically, the war wasn't over until most of Jing Province was won over. Long story short, Liu Bei decided to troll Zhou Yu behind his back. As we all know by now, if you troll Zhou Yu, you troll the entire Eastern Wu.

{“公瑾文武筹略，万人之英，顾其器量广大，恐不久为人臣耳。”}

Above statement is all about Liu Bei stating that a man of Gongjin's stature will surely leave Sun Quan one fine day. In short, either he'll go west (i.e. Liu Bei's imminent base) or north (i.e. emulating Guan Yu years ago without strings attached). Ofc Liu Bei's intent was lagi clear, I don't have to spell it out for you.

Zhou Yu's countermeasure (?)
[是时刘璋为益州牧。外有张鲁寇侵，瑜乃诣京见权曰："今曹操新折衄，方忧在腹心，未能与将军连兵相事也。乞与奋威俱进取蜀，得蜀而并张鲁，因留奋威固守其地，好与马超结援。瑜还与将军据襄阳以蹙操，北方可图也。"]
Trans:
[During that time, Liu Zhang was the Governor of Yi Province. Upon knowing Zhang Lu's constant invasion (on Yi Province), Zhou Yu sought an audience with Quan, saying: "With Cao Cao recently routed, he also has to deal with inner unrest, hence unable to utilise his full might. Your lowly vassal beseech us to attack the lands of Shu first, after which we shall defeat Zhang Lu. After securing whatever conquered territory, we can easily forge an alliance with Ma Chao. After all is said and done, I will be able to return with Your Grace to seize Xiangyang. Then we can start casting our sights on the northern lands.]

Analysis:
Firstly, Yi Province=Shu. It's very simple due to the nature of ancient Chinese history. Now just a little bit info on the terrain. As for Zhang Lu, he's the ruler of Hanzhong, the self-proclaimed Lord of Han'ning. Hanzhong had always been Yi Province's northern terrain buffer together with Chencang (the other two buffer zones being Badong and Longxi). Interestingly enough, Yi and Jing were actually linked together via the Yangtze (which is why this happened). In short, by securing the western front, Sun Quan would possess an undeniable advantage, i.e. one stretching land just south of Cao Cao's north. At that time, Xiangyang was still under Cao Cao's control due to its defensive value.
Note that this event took place shortly before a certain somebody's untimely death...

How evil man appreciates good talent

[初曹公闻瑜年少有美才，谓可游说动也，乃密下扬州，遣九江蒋干往见瑜。干有仪容，以才辩见称，独步江、淮之间，莫与为对。乃布衣葛巾，自讬私行诣瑜。瑜出迎之，立谓干曰：“子翼良苦，远涉江湖为曹氏作说客邪？”

干曰：“吾与足下州里，中间别隔，遥闻芳烈，故来叙阔，并观雅规，而云说客，无乃逆诈乎？”

瑜曰：“吾虽不及夔、旷，闻弦赏音，足知雅曲也。”

因延干入，为设酒食。毕，遣之曰：“适吾有密事，且出就馆，事了，别自相请。”

后三日，瑜请干与周观营中，行视仓库军资器仗讫，还宴饮，示之侍者服饰珍玩之物，因谓干曰：“丈夫处世，遇知己之主，外讬君臣之义，内结骨肉之恩，言行计从，祸福共之，假使苏张更生，郦叟复出，犹抚其背而折其辞，岂足下幼生所能移乎？”

干但笑，终无所言。干还，称瑜雅量高致，非言辞所间。中州之士，亦以此多之。]*
Trans:
[*let my analysis below do the talking pls]

Analysis:

This was much earlier. Apparently, even Cao Cao appreciated Gongjin and as any history buff may tell you, it's not every day Mengde does that. In fact the term [有美才] alludes to both Zhou Yu's capability and character.

So what Cao Cao did is very simple: Employ verbal talent to persuade military talent. Jiang Gan was described as an exceptional looking man blessed with a gift of gab. In fact, it's said that no one had ever bested him in any debate. Of course such means was the acceptable norm in a sense that the ancient Chinese actually gauged talent in terms of intellectual level.

I can't be bothered to translate every word spoken by Zhou Yu and Jiang Gan, so let me just summarise things a little bit:

Basically, Zhou Yu already knew why Jiang Gan visited him. In fact, Zhou Yu was rather blunt in asking whether Jiang Gan is out to convince him in turning coat. Ziyi (i.e. Jiang Gan's style name) could only buat bodoh, but he knew by then what it means by game over. In fact, Gongjin using music as a parallel statement has to be the icing on the cake.

[“吾虽不及夔、旷，闻弦赏音，足知雅曲也。”]

One interesting fact is that this was Zhou Yu's way of saying "okay, I still trust you 'cuz you're my friend". In short, civility wasn't compromised, this had to be the real checkmate.

Of course after that, Zhou Yu later organised a banquet as recompense, there was no way Jiang Gan could go about persuading his buddy. Why?

Because the ancient Chinese placed a great importance on mutual respect paid and integrity. Zhou Yu took the initiative, Jiang Gan would risk humiliation if he chose to press the issue home. Not to mention his big boss also.

Note-And this is not including Gongjin taking Ziyi on an excursion in his encampment. Technically speaking ofc since you don't expect N.Korea to educate S.Koreans and Japanese in every and any shit possible.

[瑜之破魏军也，曹公曰：“孤不羞走。”
后书与权曰：“赤壁之役，值有疾病，孤烧船自退，横使周瑜虚获此名。”
瑜威声远著，故曹公、刘备咸欲疑谮之。]
Trans:
[When Yu routed the Wei forces, Duke Cao stated: "There is no shame behind my defeat.
Yet after, he sent a message to Quan, saying thus: "The war at Red Cliffs was hampered by pestilence. Together with my decision to burn the boats, this is why Zhou Yu gained renowned status for free."
Indeed such was Zhou Yu's repute that Duke Cao and Liu Bei were intent on belittling him.]

Analysis:
Translation says it all, really.

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江东狮儿举兵吼，庐江舒人奇才应
伯符一生英勇战，公瑾一世为谋帅
二乔各归英杰怀，小乔公瑾吴众贺
断金之交不可忘，外事不决问周郎
仲谋年少拒孟德，两军交接箭在弦
火焚贼众在赤壁，骁骑追寇于乌林
进攻南郡江陵城，德谋老将不为然
二督同道非同心，廉颇终叹相如德
先是兴霸后子明，分兵军袭子孝营
身受创伤暗箭喜，奋起立阵终得胜
枭雄忌其王佐姿，奸雄赏识其智勇
九江蒋干图说之，孙吴周瑜礼为攻
安息巴丘孙权泣，卧龙惜哉火凤去