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Ok, I admit that I've failed somewhere before. But anyway welcome. Just a brief intro on what you should expect here:
1. Football. Not gonna post much of that any soon since season is over. :S
2. Anime, Games, etc. Just abt anything conceivable under the Japanese radar barring anything and everything Rule 34. Now that's illegal. Period. -.-;
3. Music. Everything to do with it is listed under the tab.
5. Unacceptable humour: Anything and everything is fair game here. As long as I don't get rounded up by the ISA. -.-'

The Known World=Fantasy world building in process. I: Used to be glossary, now devoted to random rambling; II: Character Concepts; III: Lore.
7. der Wolf=my Fictionpress account under the moniker Tsumujikaze no Soujutsu. A Ranger's Tale is hosted under this page. :)
8. New section now upped. Maybe I should also gun for upping A Ranger's Tale here since I do have this funny feeling that traffic coming to here is way more than whatever I'll get in FP.

Statement of intent: Everything said here is a figment of personal opinion, be it me or anybody commenting. I try to be responsible, but my parents=/=parents of the world.

@Druid of Luhn: Crap. Should have remembered far earlier to give you the credit for your CSS text box code. :(

A/N: But sadly, it seems that your CSS text box code has now been halved efficiency wise. :(

That most important note I should have added: Any images posted in this blog are NOT my own stuff. I got them from Google image search, I don't earn any shit by being a thief and liar. Those responsible for the pictures, rest assured that you all are great artists in your own regards. Sadly, we all know what limited space means in terms of posting.

Latest Note: Changed alignment for my page widgets due to my worry that I can't centre align the thing.

Note on A Ranger's Tale: In case any complaining fella wants to have a legal case with me, let this be known that A Ranger's Tale is rated M by default. I've upped the swearing and somewhat a bit on the dark/gritty factor. You all have been warned, let no little boy and girl enter the forbidden realm.

Latest on ART: A Ranger's Tale now starting to kick back in gear. But I really hate the insanely fluctuating climate here in S'pore.

P.S: Oh, and one more thing. Vid below is yet another ideal OP for A Ranger's Tale.

Friday, 12 April 2013

20th April...

Apparently, this will be the date where A Game of Thrones will feature on local cable. Until then, please allow local pendek bastard here to showcase everybody's fave Westeros pendek bastard...
Sallah, you all. I no talking abt this pendek bastard...
This is the real pendek bastard...


Tyrion Lannister: Tell me, when your men slaughtered Ned Stark's men at the throne room, did you give the orders?

Janos Slynt: I did, and I would again. The man was a traitor. He tried to buy my loyalty.

Tyrion Lannister: [teasing] The fool. He had no idea you were already bought.

Janos Slynt: [angrily] Are you drunk? I won't have my honor questioned by an imp!

Tyrion Lannister: I'm not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I'm denying its existence.

[Janos jumps on his feet furiously]
Janos Slynt: If you think I'll stand here and take this from you, dwarf...

Tyrion Lannister: "Dwarf"? You should have stopped at "imp". And yes, you will stand here and take it from me, unless you like to take it from my friend here.

[Janos notices that Bronn stands near him]
Tyrion Lannister: I intend to serve as Hand of the King until my father returns from the war. And seeing as you betrayed the last Hand of the King, well, I just wouldn't feel safe with you lurking about.

Janos Slynt: Did you... my friends at the court will not allow this! The queen herself...

Tyrion Lannister: The queen regent. And you are a fool to believe she is your friend.

Janos Slynt: [hissing] We shall hear what Joffrey has to say about this!

Tyrion Lannister: No, we shall not.

[several guards of the City Watch enter]
Tyrion Lannister: There's a ship leaving for Eastwatch-by-the-Sea tonight. From there, I'm afraid it's rather long walk to Castle Black. I hope you enjoy the Wall. I found it surprisingly beautiful... in a brutal, horribly uncomfortable sort of way.

Bronn: The lads will escort you. The streets aren't safe at night, my Lord.

Janos Slynt: [angrily] These men are under my command!
[Bronn grins teasingly]

Janos Slynt: [to the guards] I command you to arrest this cutthroat!

Tyrion Lannister: His name is Bronn, and he is the new commander of the City Watch.

Bronn: [to the guards] Boys...
[the guards drag Janos Slynt outside, despite his loud protests]


Tyrion Lannister: What kind of knight beats a helpless girl?

Meryn Trant: The kind who serves his king, Imp!

Bronn: Careful now. We don't want to get blood all over your pretty white cloak.

Tyrion Lannister: Someone get the girl something to cover herself with.
[Sandor Clegane gives Sansa his cloak]

Tyrion Lannister: [to Joffrey] She's to be your queen. Have you no regard for her honor?

Joffrey Baratheon: I'm punishing her.

Tyrion Lannister: For what crimes? She's not fighting her brother's battle, you halfwit.

Joffrey Baratheon: You can't talk to me like that. The king can do as he likes!

Tyrion Lannister: The mad king did as he like. Has your uncle Jaime ever told you what happened to him?

Meryn Trant: No one threatens his grace in the presence of the Kingsguard!

Tyrion Lannister: I'm not threatening the king, Ser, I'm educating my nephew.

[to Bronn]
Tyrion Lannister: Bronn, the next time the Ser Meryn speaks, kill him.

[Back to Ser Meryn]
Tyrion Lannister: THAT was a threat. See the difference?


Lysa Arryn: You wish to confess your crimes?

Tyrion Lannister: Yes, My Lady. I do, My Lady.

Lysa Arryn: The Sky cells always break them. Speak, Imp. Meet your gods as an honest man.

Tyrion Lannister: Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I'm a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stole her robe. She was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. If I close my eyes, I can still see her tits bouncing. When I was 10 I stuffed my uncle's boots with goatshit. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged and I escaped justice. When I was 12 I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. Once I brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...

Lysa Arryn: Silence!

Robin Arryn: What happened next?

Lysa Arryn: What do you think you're doing?

Tyrion Lannister: Confessing my crimes.

Lysa Arryn: Lord Tyrion, you are accused of hiring a man to slay my son Bran in his bed, and of conspiring to murder my sister's husband, Lord Jon Arryn, the Hand of the King.

Tyrion Lannister: Oh, I'm very sorry. I don't know anything about all that.

P.S: I suddenly discovered that this is the best way to rehab a potential BPC. Who says A Song of Ice and Fire is out to troll the better good of society?