The Marvelous X-Men [aka random doop inspired by both Marvel Heroes and my super sad forever alone life]

Finally got chance to finish this. On a major hindsight, however, I should have done this much earlier.
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Hopefully all you free people out there will have too much things to shut your mouth. In short, those who are actually blessed with a fulfilled life can ignore this message.

Somewhere @Hell's Kitchen...

Bullseye: Bullseye is here and someone's gonna get hurt!

*cue mano a mano brawl and plenty of badass blows*

Luke Cage: Man, yer just embarrassin' yerself.

@St James Power Station...

Spiderman: Is that a tail in your pocket or... oh, it's really a tail in your pocket...

Mr Fantastic: Spiderman, can I just say I'm glad that you're not a mutant?

Nightcrawler: Your humour is much appreciated, Spiderman.

Human Torch: Doesn't a king have better things to do?

Black Panther: Johnny... if we are not friends, I might not appreciate your humour.

Human Torch: Oh is that so? Guess who's the one attracting all the chicks?

Invisible Woman: Behave yourself, Johnny. You know Franklin looks up to you.

Thor: Greetings, T'Challa. From a prince to a king.

Human Torch: You seem to have plenty of smooch marks, Thor. Sucks to be Sif, I guess.

*cue abrupt screams and Ant-Man appearing*

Eric O'Grady: Okay guys! Info has it that the Brotherhood is now on the move. Specific area is the Sapphire Pavilion, Siloso Beach.

Thor: You deserve a slap from Mjolnir, Eric.

Eric o'Grady: Erm... actually it wasn't me stripping local hotties of their bikini tops.

*cue an ominous form looming behind Susan Storm*

Iron Man: Believe me when I say Eric isn't the one responsible for this mayhem.

Invisible Woman: Mr Stark! I am a married woman!

Ms Marvel: Guess you got tired of all those super models, Stark? Hmm, I don't think so.

Nightcrawler: Why is it that I feel like that odd one out?

Human Torch: Because you need a girlfriend! Wait... is that Johnny Blaze out there?

Ms Marvel: Yep.. that's our Ghost Rider having a go at Daimon Hellstrom.

Nightcrawler: ...I'll pray for you, Johnny Blaze...

Human Torch: Guess Satana must have tried taking Kurt's virginity without any success...

*preparing to diffuse the fight, the rest follow T'Challa's lead*

Black Panther: Vengeance cannot heal the soul, Ghost Rider...

Meanwhile somewhere near Sentosa Cove

Purifier 1: Freak on move!

*cue plenty of explosive action*

Deadpool: hoo hoo hoo hoo! hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Purifier 2: Human rights are for humans!

*cue plenty of pointy action*

Deadpool: TA DA DA DA DA DA... TA DA DA DA! TA DA DA DA DA DA... TA DA DA DA! TA DA DA DA DA... TA DA DA DA DA... KILL! KILL! KILL!

Purifier 3: Mutie lover, wise up!

Deadpool:  SHEEE BAAAAIIIII!!!!!!!!

*cue bombs going off everywhere, hence resulting in mass collateral damage*

@X-Mansion

Professor X: That's it. I have to pay the local government millions. Nathan, can you stop Wade Wilson from singing that annoying song? If you don't do anything, I swear I'll bomb that idiot with Cerebro...

Back @the war scene...

Cable: You know what invulnerable means?

*cue weapons of mass destruction plus plenty of wasted Purifiers five secs after...*

Deadpool: This defeat is brought to you by the letter, Deadpool!

Cable: Domino, you're only half right when it comes to Wade's capability in driving others into suicide...

Back@X-Mansion

Professor X: Kurt, Magneto is now engaging the X-Men! I fear Nathan and Wade won't make it in time.

Back @the war scene...

Deadpool: Did someone talk bad about me or is it the weather?

Cable: Don't worry, Wade. You just sneezed, that's all.

Deadpool: Guess it's high time we do that tag team body-slide, huh buddy?

X-Men vs the Brotherhood@Sapphire Pavilion

*cue ongoing combat raging for the past N minutes*

Magneto: Those who stand against our cause shall tremble before us!

Nightcrawler: Magneto! You do great injustice to our kind!

*cue Mortimer Toynbee appearing just nearby*

Toad: Never see it coming!

*poor Mortimer kenna pwned by Chaos magic*

Toad:...fail... fail...!

Scarlet Witch: You're no match for Chaos magic!

*cue Remy LeBeau's ranged stunlock 4 teh trollololz while Rogue continues her tough "love"...*

Rogue: Ah, ah, sugah! Ya goin' down!

*cue more ranged stunlocking from Remy LeBeau... then RAGIN' CAJUN!*

Sauron: ...been defeated... by mere mammals...

*zoom back to Wanda Maximoff, poor Wanda got hit from behind!*

Professor X *via telepathy ofc!*: This is bad! Someone aid Wanda! We cannot afford to have her in the Brotherhood's grasp even though Magnus is her father!

Nightcrawler: EN GARDE!

Pyro: You burned me out, mate...

*3 down, 3 more to go...*

Blob: THAT'S IT! I WANT ANYONE!

*Frederick Dukes misses his target though as Kurt manages to 'port away in time. With Wanda in his arms ofc!*

Deadpool: MORE FIGHT! MORE FIGHT!!!!!

*survived massive body slam=£86m. Gunning down the Blob=priceless. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard. 4 down, 2 to go*

Juggernaut: You know what invulnerable means?

Cable: I do know what invulnerable means, Cain Marko.

*cue invulnerable vs invulnerable, Piotr Rasputin suddenly launches himself into a steely fury*

Colossus: I will not be denied!

Juggernaut: Impossible! I'm unstoppable!

Colossus: Rise and Colossus will strike you down again!

*upon realising that the battle cannot be won...*

Magneto: You may have won this battle, but the war goes on!

Deadpool: AND YOUR ACTION FIGURE SUCKS!!!!!

*Max Eisenhardt pulled off a bailout, the Marvelous X-Men are victorious! Nathan Summers, however, notices something out of place... or is it?*

Cable: Kurt, how can you be so positive in times like this?

Nightcrawler: You take after your father a little bit too much, Nathan.

Storm: Kurt, your humour and grace lift us all.

Colossus: What a combination, comrade Nightcrawler! Your speed! And my strength!

*suddenly sensing another thing out of place, Logan starts making his move*

Wolverine: Before you say anything, Deadpool...

Deadpool: You want blend or goody?

Wolverine: ...shut up.

Gambit: I thought I was the only loose cannon. Then I met Deadpool.

Sometime later @outer space...

Rocket Raccoon: Woo hoo! More paydirt!

Gamora: Quiet, Whiskers!

Groot: I AM GROOT!

Drax: Can't believe Charles Xavier needs our help in hunting down the Shadow King...

Rocket Raccoon: Hey, Gamora! You owe me a buck!

Gamora: For what, Whiskers?

Groot: I AM GROOT!

Drax: I think it has got something to do with that mega Korean natural beauty...

Rocket Raccoon: Heh, yeah... PSY, right?

Gamora: Be civil with your tone, Whiskers. Park Shin Young is after all an A-lister celebrity.

*Flashback 2 weeks ago on the Korean News Network, i.e. KNN*

News anchor: It's official, folks! The spaceman who saved our precious Park Shin Young is a real man. Let us hear what her agency has to say! 

Agency spokesman: Originally, we thought Miss Park's account was a mischievous excuse since the tabloids enjoy writing about her love life. Firstly, allow me to represent the S.T.A.R agency in saying that every article written thus far is a lie. Unfortunately, random witnesses have their claims on that stupid and crazy spaceman verified true. This is why we need a lie detector test in the first place. To prove that Miss Park will never lie over her current status.

*back @outer space*

Star-Lord: The name's Star-Lord, Legendary Outlaw. Remember my name when you're in intensive care... wow, that's a bad-ass pick up line reserved for a bad-ass hot Korean chick! Now what's that fat pervert's name again? Uh... King... uh... Kim... Kingpin? Yeah, must be that Kingpin...

*enters the Destroyer*

Drax: Hey, where's that Korean liquor you bought around one fortnight ago?

Star-Lord: I think it's still stashed somewhere. Good luck in finding it, Drax.

Drax: Just a curious question here. How much did you spend for that stuff?

Star-Lord: For free? I bought it off the shelf when the boss aint' lookin' in my direction.

*BONUS ENDING!*

[around the same time as above scenario...]

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[somewhere above the Korean airspace...]

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[somehow nearing a random university supposedly famous...]

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Proof that 9th Aug belongs to angmohs... :P

Apparently, 9th Aug is a day to rejoice. If you got friends, it means you spend your National Day w/your friends. If you got bf, it means you spend your National Day w/your bf. If you got gf, it means you spend your National Day w/your gf. Which now comes to my current situation:
1. I don't have any friends b/c I'm not known to have close friends.
2. I don't have bf b/c I'm not known to be gay.
3. I don't have gf b/c I'm still certified as single, despondent and undesirable.

Then, I end up getting the best gift ever. If National Day is for everyone to enjoy, then 9th Aug is for me to realise (?) where my heart belongs to...

Best gift 9th Aug can ever give me: 3 pts for #boro #UTB
— Minghui Kuok (@Aeranath) August 9, 2014

Aggressive 4= #FantasticFour Lethal 2= #Wolverine & #Deadpool Troll in the hole= #Gambit Troll in final 3rd= #Nightcrawler
— Minghui Kuok (@Aeranath) August 9, 2014

Proof that Teesside is still lacking one more freak...

Proof that Eddie Howe might have seen this*
*NOT!

The Marvelous X-Men

[aka random doop inspired by Marvel Heroes]

9th August@X-Mansion

(Charles Xavier receives alarming news concerning his old Jewish friend, summons the X-Men into his office.)

Professor X: We have grave news. While using the Cerebro to locate new recruits to our cause, I have detected some disturbing activities in Singapore.

Iceman: Singapore? You mean that country with spicy food and spicier local ladies?

Professor X: Why, yes. Any more questions, Bobby?

Iceman: So we're not talking about Mandripoor. Good for me. That meeting with Daredevil's ex didn't go down well last time round.

 Beast: Are you still sore over Polaris dating Havok? That's years ago, Bobby.

Iceman: And besides, Polaris died some time ago. Yeah, I know that and I'm not about to crack a joke or two over this.

Gambit: Well...

Cyclops: Quiet, Gambit! Bobby doesn't need your witty comments at this moment.

Gambit: So how about...

Cyclops: And don't make any comments about me and Alex, understand?

Wolverine: Alright, people. Let's stop all this bullshit and get down to business.

Storm: I believe someone is missing from our midst.

Quicksilver: You mean my sis?

Scarlet Witch: I'm here, Pietro.

Gambit: So that means someone is still busy with the Excalibur.

Shadowcat: Stop fooling around, Remy. Excalibur is already history.

Gambit: So did Piotr do that? I mean Excalibur, not you.

Colossus: Watch your mouth, Gambit.

*Remy LeBeau instantly got bonked across the head with smoke coming out from a swollen bump.*

Rogue: No more of that, sugah.

*cue der BAMF!*

Nightcrawler: Try keeping up with me!

Wolverine: Been stayin' outta trouble, elf?

Beast: Kurt, I've told you time and again already! Do not...

Nightcrawler: ...relive my past experience in the afterlife through the Danger Room. I know that, Hank.

Cyclops: Stay sharp, Kurt. This isn't a game. Please do continue, Professor.

Wolverine: Wait. So where's Emma?

Psylocke: I think she left us after Scott got restored. Bobby Drake, can't you be serious for just two seconds?

Iceman: Oops, sorry there. I nearly forgot who said "no more Phoenix!", Scott.

Cyclops: No more of your jokes, Bobby. You're almost as bad as Gambit. Whatever feud you've got with my brother is none of my concern.

Wolverine: At least you never mention Deadpool, Scott.

Angel: I swear I'd have paralyzed his lower body if not for Nathan's interference.

Psylocke: Calm down, Warren. I also felt like slicing Wade Wilson to ribbons during that episode.

Beast: I'm no law guru, but isn't sexual harassment a crime?

Psylocke: Which makes his acquittal all the more unbelievable...

Angel: He must have either threatened or bribed the judge and jury. More likely both given Nathan's angry look when the verdict was announced.

Scarlet Witch: ......

*Flashback to one year ago during post NDP celebrations*

Gambit: Deal again, mon ami?

Local Zouk girl 1: He's so sexy!!!!!

Local Zouk girl 2: He's so desirable!!!!!!!

Local Zouk girl 3: He's so unattainable!!!!!!!

Gambit: Hey there! Don't just mop around, Nightcrawler!

*cue der BAMF! and plenty of shocked local Zouk girls*

Nightcrawler: There's more to life than just women and gambling, Gambit.

Iceman: You really need to chill, Kurt. Me and Remy knows you've been through a lot. I mean getting killed by Bastion, going to heaven only to realize there's no hot Singaporean devils there and getting yourself revived after whooping your father's ass. C'mon, you need a life. So when was the last time you kissed a girl? Be honest with us, Kurt.

Gambit: I know a liar when I see one, Nightcrawler.

Nightcrawler: Erm... none?

Iceman: Okay then. See Wanda over there? Poor pretty thing she is. Every Singaporean dude is trying to chat her up, but she doesn't care.

Nightcrawler: So?

Iceman: Me and Remy devised a little plan to end your...

Nightcrawler: End my what?

Gambit: Virginity, Nightcrawler. The last person capable of tempting you has already moved onto another target.

*Somewhere in the National Museum at the same time...*

Black Cat: Somebody must be talking nasty things about me. Well, a bad girl's gotta do what a bad girl's born to do...

*Back to Zouk*

Iceman: Okay so here's the plan, Kurt. Wanda has agreed to a date with you. A hot date without worrying about Pyro gatecrashing...

Nightcrawler: Do tell me again why half of Manhattan got burnt down last year...

Iceman: I wasn't there, Remy wasn't there.

Nightcrawler: Wanda was there.

Iceman: So?

Nightcrawler: 'Tis not funny to joke about collateral damages done to an innocent city.

*Flashback to 4th July@mid town Manhattan*

Pyro: You burned me out, mate.

Scarlet Witch: You're no match for Chaos magic!

Captain America: I'm sure Stark will pay for all these...

Iron Man: Are you still holding onto those vibranium rights, T'Challa?

Black Panther: Stark, are you the master of your technology or its servant?

Storm: You do our people proud, Panther.

Iron Man: Do you mind?

Storm: I was referring to T'Challa playing a vital role in defeating the cosmic level threat of Pyro.

Iron Man: Okay, cool power couple. The king and queen of Wakanda really do their people proud.

Storm: Do not anger a goddess...

*Back to 9th August@Zouk*

Iceman: Oops, I forgot Wanda accidentally obliterated half of Manhattan during Independence Day. Or so I heard from that genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist. Wait a sec, Kurt... why mention Wanda if you don't have a thing for her?

Nightcrawler: Okay, I give up.

Iceman: Good. Go back to your room and log onto your Facebook account. Go type Scarlet Wanda Maximoff, that's her Facebook profile account. There are some pictures she put on public, I suspect it might be at Siloso Beach.

*At the comfort of his own hotel room...*

Nightcrawler: I can't believe it... Wanda wearing a bikini? You're a scoundrel, Bobby Drake. A little wonder why Hank is always worried about you starting a fight with Scott...

Next episode:

What is Magneto planning in Singapore?

Is there truly a mutant there?

Will Kurt Wagner get himself corrupted by Chaos magic despite the likelihood of having the Soulsword?

Watch this space, peeps. That is if you're really low crass enough like me to call yourself the everyday S'porean...

Meanwhile at the Avengers Tower...

Nick Fury: No mutants found in Singapore... shit, that must have been the Shadow King messin' with the info... gotta tell Xavier about this.

*Fury faces towards the east of mid town Manhattan*

Nick Fury: Director Fury to Agents Maria Hill, Phil Coulson and Eric O'Grady... time to assemble! I repeat! Time to assemble!

Somewhere @Manhattan

Ant-Man: You hear that, Phil? Fury's telling us one thing.

Coulson: I hope this has got nothing to do with this strip club we're in right now, Eric.

Ant-Man: Don't worry, I'll tell the truth this time round. That Agent Eric O'Grady was the one coercing Agent Phil Coulson to the Chels-Blue Strip Club. Happy?

Coulson: Can I say no?

Ant-Man: Unfortunately, my answer is no. Okay, time to assemble. MOTHER****ERS, ASSEMBLE!

Everybody, let's KPKB

KPKB=Kao Peh Kao Bu=Cry Father Cry Mother

Dean Kuok's definition:
Making noise over something/someone. Can be interpreted as upgrade ver of complaining where decibel scale is equivalent to a full capacity lions' den.

Le Doyen d'Singapour's source: http://www.talkingcock.com/html/lexec.php

Many ppl have this to say

SM Ong actually wondered whether we'll get to see a Singaporean topping the list next year, others are more interested in whether G-Dragon will take this honour normally reserved for ang-mohs come 2014. Thankfully, 2014 is still N eons away (which by then I'll most likely move on from my current 1K+ per month job into uncharted waters). Therefore, while there's no point in playing up the whole Kiampah Party vs Diopah Party war, it must be said that Ryan "sexiest Canadian alive" Reynolds is really this damned suay. Everytime kenna dua, why? How? WTF is this????????? To all long suffering fans of hunkdom who believe fervently that Justin Bieber=/=sexiest Canadian alive, here's my suggestion on how to put Canada back onto the world map.

Eh, shit. Sallah media. Should be this one below... *drum rolls and hold your breath, fellow fanboys and girls*

Sorry, but Canadian values=/=the law of American Way

So if Ryan Reynolds is to be Deadpool, then who else can we look forward to?

Note: 5+1=Six Pack
Because limpeh says so...

Main Cast

No Deadpool, no Cable=No Cable, no Deadpool.
Just like you can't have F&C w/o vinegar & salt

Gerard Butler as Nathan Summers

The Chick.
Yesh, Mr Wilson ~loves~ hot chicks, be they white, black, brown or East Asian

Emilia Clarke as Neena Thurman

Die Tragen

Morris Chestnut as Theodore Winchester

That most successful president's namesake?

Taye Diggs as Eisenhower Canty

Youngest of der Sextett

Kellan "correct Cullen?" Lutz as Garrison Kane

Side-cast
['cuz only idiots will diss their importance]

Lena Headey as Death

Dwayne Johnson as En Sabah Nur

Gary Oldman as Nathaniel Essex

Cameo roles 
[with option to upgrade depending on actual performance]

Moral of the story-Every school can be a good school 'cuz I only got 222 PSLE score, got into Gan Eng Seng during the horny 90s ah-beng and ah-lian era, flunked my first ITE stint, became the clown during NS, barely passed my 2nd ITE stint, and now waiting for my big break 2014 ala a literal leap of faith. Talk about being some son of a gun.

Since every school is a good school...

...therefore, I should try having a hand in deciding the cast. In short, how will I go about doing this if ART really becomes an actual TV/movie series?

P.S: If I believe above mentioned dream is possible, then why would I use the relevant tags?

Still, let me drum up the mood first

Protagonists

Aeranath

CV-Prince Nuada [Hellboy II: The Golden Army]

Guy Cody

CV-Robb Stark [Game of Thrones]

Alestrial Eliaden

CV-No point pointing out the most obvious...

50-50 Protagonists

Lars Alterfate

CV-Prince Caspian [Chronicles of Narnia]

Arondight

CV-Remember this?

Antagonists (at least for now...)

Eliador de Lioncourt

CV-Remember this?

Lukas Brun

CV-Refer back to Richard Armitage, i.e. Thorin Oakenshield

2 amigas

Nanaya no Geun'Jin

Kagetsu no Hyo'Ah

2 amigos+1 amiga

Sarel Aphros

Ziron, Lord of the Lancers

Aor, the First True Apostle

Moustachi ji-san sure say (tak) sugoi!!!!! (Pt 7)

Violence allowed, let no little children enter...

So basically this will be on weapons and Magic in general. Hopefully (?) I can finish this entire JRPG shizzle by next part. So firstly, let's touch up a bit on weapons.

Ranking system

Magic, Weapons, Armour, and Items are generally ranked from D (lowest grade) to S (highest grade). However, Ranking in any case should only be seen as a certain range and NOT the exact value, no matter what.

Armour

Armour is classified under the ranking system as per defined below.

D: No Armour

C: Light Armour

B: Medium Armour

A: Heavy Armour

S: Superior Armour

Examples of Rank C Armour: Leather, Studded, Mail Shirt, Rounded Shield, Light Helm

Examples of Rank B Armour: Full Mail, Partial Plate Armour, Plate Mail, Splint Mail, Knight's Shield, Steel Helm

Examples of Rank A Armour: Full Plate Armour, Full Plate Mail, Full Splint Mail, Tower Shield, Full Helm

Examples of Rank S Armour: Dwarven Mail/Shield/Helm, Elven Plate/Shield/Helm

Weapons

There are five main Weapon types with seven areas listed for ranking. The seven are listed as below:

Classification-Either one handed or two handed. One handed Weapons allow the use of any Items taking up any number of slots. Two handed Weapons, however, will only allow the use of Items taking up one slot.

Speed-How fast the Character can attack/defend when armed with any given Weapon type.

Blocking and Parrying are already explained in Pt 5, Evasion is all about sheer probability where success will ensure the Character suffering no damage automatically.

Damage-Separated into three categories, namely Piercing, Slashing, and Trauma. Piercing affects any additional damage against any type of Armour, yet dealing the least average damage. Slashing deals a far higher average damage range while Trauma deals the highest average damage.

Reach-Affects the chances of enemy attacking before/after Character attacks.

Armour limit-Dictates what Armour limited by Rank the Character can wear.

Applicable Expertise-Specific Character class allowed to wield the respective Weapon type.

Blade

Applicable Expertise: Fencer

Classification: One handed melee

Speed: Minimum Rank-B, Maximum Rank-S

Piercing Damage: Minimum Rank-C, Maximum Rank-A

Slashing Damage: Minimum Rank-D, Maximum Rank-A

Reach: Minimum Rank-D, Maximum Rank-C

Armour limit: Rank S

Examples:

Broadsword, Longsword, Dagger, Short Sword

Nature:

An all rounder weapon type, this is the most ideal weapon for characters both heavily and lightly armoured. In fact adventurers do have a certain tendency to arm themselves with blade weapons while wearing no armour.

Pole

Applicable Expertise: Lancer

Classification: Two handed

Speed: Minimum Rank-B, Maximum Rank-A

Slashing Damage: Rank D

Piercing Damage: Rank S

Reach: Minimum Rank-B, Maximum Rank-A

Armour limit: Rank C

Examples:

Spear, Pike

Nature:

A weapon type used either for tactical purposes or one versus one, characters using such weapons tend to wear light to no armour.

Bow

Applicable Expertise: Archer

Classification: Two handed

Speed: Minimum Rank-D, Maximum Rank-B

Piercing Damage: Minimum Rank-D, Maximum Rank-C

Reach: Rank S

Armour limit: Rank D

Examples:

Long Bow, Crossbow

Nature:

A tactical weapon incapable of executing melee attack/defence, it's mainly used during War mode. However, there are characters so well versed in archery, it's possible for them to use their bows during Solo mode.

Heavy

Applicable Expertise: Fencer, Berserker

Classification: One handed, Two handed

Speed: Minimum Rank-D, Maximum Rank-B

Slashing Damage: Minimum Rank-A, Maximum Rank-S

Trauma Damage: Minimum Rank-B, Maximum Rank-S

Reach: Minimum Rank-C, Maximum Rank-A

Armour limit: Rank S

Examples:

Great Sword, Axe, Halberd, Hammer, Mace

Nature:

A weapon friendly for characters possessing great strength, heavy weapons are known for offensive focused while lacking in defence.

Exotic

Applicable Expertise: ???

Classification: ???

Speed: ???

Damage: ???

Reach: ???

Armour limit: ???

Examples:

Yedo, Elven Sabre, Glaive, Scythe, Whip, Gun

Nature:

Arms unique in nature, only specific cultures will boast of such weapons. Hence, these weapons can confer special properties under normal circumstances without the use of Magic.

And lastly, we got Grail...

Although Grail is accounted as Magic, it's also counted as a Weapon. Certain PCs/NPCs will possess such Weapons where each Grail's effect is truly unique. There are two aspects of activating a Grail.

1. Given condition(s) for activation

2. Nature of effect

Coming up next: Magic segment. Moral of the story? ITE=It's The Entrance. Yay! I Not Stupid!

Aeranath: What is the meaning of that photo, blue bitch?

Aozaki Aoko: Oh, you mean that one! Remember that nice little bet we had a week back?

Aeranath: No... just fuck no... blue bitch, that's my final...

Aozaki Aoko: Warning? My, oh my... are you still so besotted over my rack? That's why you lost the bet, that's why you became my sweetest butler for the week.

Aeranath: By wearing a bikini during that retarded Okinawa trip?

Aozaki Aoko: That's why I won our wager! But you do look cute in this photo cosplaying as True Assassin given your funny identity as the last True Apostle.

Aeranath: Stop your bullshitting, whore... NOW!

Aozaki Aoko: Oh, my Aera... why can't you admit to liking your dearest sensei's boobs? Notice the angle of your bow, my dearest hentai-yarou?

Note: This=Aera's True Ending

All my worthy designer servants creative enough, share your master's joy!

Trollolol P.S: Goldie Huat ftw...

This is how I spend my shittiest New Year's Day eve...

Today/night, I'm feeling quite testy for no reason. Perhaps it's because Tobias trolled me a couple of days before, perhaps my Swedish girl-friend (note the punctuation here, peeps) trolled me as well. Perhaps my cousin is also trolling me (but I truly doubt you'll do that, dearest Cousin Mark). Of course... there are your customary internet trolls believing in the "talk is cheap" rule for others, but not themselves (I've shared a Youtube video on FB from Andrew Loh's Public House channel while ****ing all the literally unnamed idiots not working at the MOM for starters) while at the same time I've shared a Smackem making a fool of himself just because he called Boro a small club in Yorkshire (which in turn made a monkey ass out of himself for reasons most obvious unless you don't know a shit in English football).

On a far more serious note, we have a stupid tragedy happening just because we're seeing a problematic society at large somewhere in South Asia while we have to brace ourselves for the fiscal cliff D-day where I don't know wtf both sides of the Congress are doing all the while. And please don't get me started on the pro-guns lobbying. Video games killing people rather than guns is the greatest bullshit I've ever heard because no one actually passed any law banning GTA. And even if such a talk is exaggerated/false, no one should say that the 2nd Amendment should be used as an excuse to neglect the people neglected by the society, i.e. people like poor Adam Lanza no doubt. And yes, can anyone tell me whether the 2nd Amendment allows people to own assault rifles without any logical reasoning?

On the far more normal end, I'm perfectly fine with Debuchy joining Newcastle because it's perfectly normal given the Cabaye factor. Now if only Boro will **** Derby tomorrow (which I might have repeated N times today alrdy). And yes, I'm working tomorrow. But at least I can get extra pay or extra day off, so no bummer for me here.

P.S: Hopefully I can get the final part of the prologue interlude for the second arc of A Ranger's Tale.
Sea of Arms and Craft=a badass title for my part 2, huh?

And what am I trying to prove after such a length rant? Well, I need to get some consolation beyond worshiping the nearest Angsana tree.

P.S: I really feel like a perv for including the ending portion below. Because after having a slightly more in-depth understanding of Mahou Tsukai no Yoru via an interview article with Nasu himself, I suddenly discovered that I should just blame that magic mushroom for reigniting my fanwankery. Joel, I won't fault you for calling me an actual perv since we're all Nasu-nuts. >.<

Aeranath: Didn't anyone say before that you're no lover material?

Aozaki Aoko: Well, forgive me for being a violent girl. Why don't you try me out?

Aeranath: Sorry, you got a nice rack, but you're too blue for me.

Aozaki Aoko: HEY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!

Aeranath: Nice showing you up as a moron. Bye.

Aozaki Aoko: YOU BLACK ALIEN BASTARD! DON'T YOU WALK AWAY!!!!! I'M GONNA BLOW YOU OUT OF EXISTENCE!!!!

Yes, I'm a hopeless Sensei-fanboy. Nasu is not gonna take any look at this monstrosity. Also yet to play the VN. >.<

Because I'm really feeling sleepy right now...

Might as well pull off some random shit.

Okay, maybe not that random anyway...

Most basic intro...

Please Read...

And now let's revive that secondary school nerd in me...

Aeranath

Legendary Creature - True Apostle Ranger

Cost: (4) Red, Green, Black

Strength/Toughness: 4/4

Flanking

First Strike

Vigilance

Red, Green, Black+Tap: Destroy target creature dealing damage to Aeranath. Target creature cannot be regenerated.

V

A wolf is meant to live and hunt alone. Together with Fragarach's fang.

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Guy Cody

Legendary Creature - Human Soldier

Cost: (2) 2 White, Red

Strength/Toughness: 2/2

Vigilance

First Strike

Guy Cody can never be a target for any Enchantment.

Damage received by Guy Cody from any Instant or Sorcery is reduced by 1.

Whenever Guy Cody kills a creature in combat, put a Mortality counter on Guy Cody.

3 Red: Remove all Mortality counters. Guy Cody gains +X/+X until end of the turn where X equals the number of Mortality counters removed this way.

V

Cub no longer more, now the Lion of Teesside.

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Alestrial Eliaden

Legendary Creature - Human Noble

Cost: 2 White, 2 Blue

Strength/Toughness: 0/1

Banding

Exalted

Indestructible

2 Blue+Tap: Untap all creatures under your control.

2 White+Tap: Exalted bonus increases to +3/+3

V

A false lady indeed one, a fawn blessed with Dragon's steel beyond the bravest men.

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