~~you're getting sacked in the morning~~

Okay, I know this sounds way too cruel for a manager who deserves at least respect and dignity. In fact, I find it a travesty of justice to imagine euthanasia being far more humane by comparison. Therefore, I deem it a must to necro die Führer himself...

Once upon a time in Wales...

...someone of non-Welsh descent received a statement of censure.

Yet, patriotism understands no boundary nor race and religion.



And therein hailed in primam causam...


[No longer] cont'd...

I have a friend...

...who has just gotten a twin package of joy. Not so surprisingly enough, I only knew about it this morning. To dear Mr Boon Ning and Mrs Thory, here's my belated present to you both. Or at least for Mr Boon Ning that is...

P.S to the two recipients: Swearing present in the post, it's your call.

P.S to Mr Chen Kangbo: Yes, I know you also got your own baby also, but this post not for you. Want to know why, just ask yourself why Blackburn decided to deliver a nice little 5-2 gift in a baby-wrap.

P.S to self: Current events have assured me of the possibility that my life sucks and most likely I'll die alone and penniless.

A/N: Vids are meant to be watched separately. This time round, I'm not gonna to utilise my modus operandi.

Proof that die Führer is anti-Korean...

Note: tak boleh do Rogue Economy liao... too many footie talking cock, now brain burn out...

Disclaimer!
The fact that Alestrial Eliaden's RL blueprint concerns a certain Korean celeb doesn't mean anything for this post.

Hence after ascension...

And upon deciding to take things into one's own hands (literally)

Problem Verräter????

Die Führer, die Feind, die Mädchen

Nothing better to do, planning on a new Rogue Economist column. Hopefully after this b/c I've got quite a good lot of ideas popping up during the past few days, I only need to do organising and enough prior sleep.

A/N: Is Albert Adomah signing for us? So many ambiguity, so many stupid questions, so many stupid answers flying about. Unless lad is a happy lad, Sean O'Driscoll must be playing English Roulette. So how's the 2 million, Dave Whelan? Bristol City expected more, we are practically broke. Not to mention Mad Ian is still hunting for Zaha's replacement also.

Source of problem for Britain


Apparently, Middle Ages corrupted humankind...

Romance (?) of WWII

Apparently, Hitler is madly in love with a certain still (?) certified (?) single (?) celeb A-lister chick...

Problem, Hitler???

Apparently, really lagi got problem...

This below=sibeh ku before...

Der Höhepunkt:
Cometh the (sibeh suay) moment cometh the (sibeh suay) man

Epilogue:

Der Vergeltung

Abschluss:

Isn't it sad?

P.S: Suddenly realised lacking in inspiration for Random Insanity. Must... Not... Be... Too... Srs...

Okay, gonna end job at The Hobbit FB app, then straight go kun liao...

German Dictator vs Korean Dictator... YEEEAAHHHH!!!!!!!

Apparently, this lobo is born to be compulsive (in all things), impulsive (in all things online), and repulsive (in all things impressing ppl). Guess that's why I can start a convo, but can't maintain a convo. Just hours ago, my laobu has proven me right on this front, this is my cold hard truth that my sis knows N ages ago. NGSB=NGFL? Far more likely than it might seem...

Normal Ending:

True Ending:

Moral of the story: This is why I can't get a decent life+gf. :o

It runs in the family...

Note: Decided to up some Die Untergang just to while the time away.

Inspired (?) by what I've seen in that Jon Snow Twitter page.

Suddenly realised that I've just done some fairly loopy stuff online due to the customary inquisitive bastard striking back once more. But anyway...

Imitation=best form of flattery. Any takers? Not me tho...

The Greatest Hollywood Showdown Free For All

But firstly...

I was originally planning to complete my rewrite on the latest chapter for A Ranger's Tale in time for tonight's relevant post until I end up realising a major case of drowsiness soon setting in. And since my focus is now being severely compromised, I might as well pull off a much belated Der Untergang. Enjoy it folks.

Because it will be Mel Gibson vs Liam Neeson...

Braveheart vs Taken...

And yes, plus our most anticipated Hot Ex vs Hot Daughter also. ;)

VS

WINNER!
Need I say anything more?

@all in my dept...

And no, it's NOT DDR. I'm leased to that side, NOT part of their side. Although I do know a few of them working at both levels. But anyway, it seems that there a couple or so of blokes in blue believing that my mind was occupied with girl(s) yesterday where in fact I was just going through what I should write in the next post. >.<

1st Part: 2 things on Footie

Fact: House of Commons is now replaced by the Greater Manchester Police for reasons most obvious.

Fiction: Woody's bitch slap is merely a visual effect. Problem Tobias???? :P

2nd Part: 2 things spammed on Random Insanity, i.e. I actually shared these two before.

Two cold hard truths of note:

Dwarves in standard epic fantasy will always enjoy their brew, and well... <3 that Hobbit girl. (*¬*)

3rd Part: I should have updated this far more often. Die Fuhrer needs far more love.

And herein signals forth that halftime break...

It would have made perfect sense. In fact it should be until I realised that this was a comment made towards a Die Untergang parody vid that shouldn't be taken that seriously. And to think people tend to say S'preans can't take jokes.

James Steal tried to troll like a stealer...

den Swagman gave him an Ultra 2 instead

Now for 2nd half:

Note - I still remember Mrs Yoga of 1995 and Ms Lau of 1996. Seems that my years of studying at Gan Eng Seng School wasn't that shitty after all, due to this bloke being the odd one out having a certain interest in History.

Kuok Minghui's cold hard truths:

"Handicap? Talk about handicap—I'm a one-eyed Negro Jew."

- Sammy Davis Junior during a nice little talk with Jack Benny

We all know Steven Spielberg as the film director of "Schindler's List", but apparently, he's a Jew as well.

Schwarze in German basically means "black" as in the colour, not the race.

Apparently, this was why die Fuhrer hated to be called Snoop Dogg's dawg. Discretion advised and parental advisory as well. Snoop Dogg ain't no Bieleber.

Music and the Muse: After a massive turmoil incurred up above, it's high time for me to do something sensible.

Order Of Disclaimer!

Due to the nature of the clips below, I'm very sure SHyn Corp will have me hanged, drawn and quartered if I ever get caught in the comfort of my own home. But then again, I don't profess myself to be a fan of K-entertainment. Or just about any given entertainment circle. But then again, is it a sin for me to say that PSH is really pretty? (*¬*)

Japan: I've yet to get started on Fate/Zero

The remaining three labels called The Known World:

A Game of Thrones HBO means the same ol' blood/gore/etc

And lastly, Saber's most traumatic moment bar that part on Kiritsugu saying "bust the Grail pls"

The answer to everything in the final section. And some might say in relation to SHyn Corp as well. :P

Let's stir up some shit here ahead of Hammers vs Go(o)ners...

Of course He-Who-Cannot-Be-Arsed had managed to invoke a shitstorm

And can someone tell me when this happened?

Of course I can't be arsed. In fact, 1986 is all history...

I've been defeated and brought down
Dropped to my knees when hope ran out
The time has come to change my ways

On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
A bitter place and a broken dream
And we'll leave it all, leave it all behind

I'll never long for what might have been
Regret won't waste my life again
I won't look back
I'll fight to remain:

On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
A bitter place and a broken dream
And we'll leave it all behind

On this day its so real to me
Everything has come to life
Another chance to chase a dream
Another chance to feel
Chance to feel alive

Fear will kill me, all I could be
Lift these sorrows
Let me breathe, could you set me free
Could you set me free

On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
A bitter place and a broken dream
And we'll leave it all behind
On this day its so real to me
Everything has come to life
Another chance to chase a dream
Another chance to feel
Chance to feel alive

Apparently, this is how you kill a troll...

But seriously, dude really exists...

Apparently, Fuhrer ain't a Belieber...

We all know that ex-SCDF bloke...

But srsly guys, this is only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the real deal...

NSFW... you've been warned. Big time. No lying. -.-' 

But if you still dare to take the plunge, I'm not gonna take any responsibility unless you happen to be a 12 yr old kid under no parental supervision. (Yes, that's sarcastic humour coming from yours truly.)

Should have done this far earlier...

Its over. Cardiff got screwed YET again. Or maybe they've bottled it again? Dunno. Perhaps Malky MacKay=/=The saviour of South Wales. Might as well do something at the Bluebirds' expense:

I know this is all abt me being a 3 yr old petulant kid, but...

But srsly, Peter Ridsdale=the greatest troll in English football history. 

And Hitler just proved it beyond any doubt. To think that the Edwood faithful still see the Venky's as the Lancashire equivalent of the Anti-Christ(s).

Just for the lulz

Not that I will expect anyone to read this but...

Everything will go down to the crunch by end of the season. Come next weekend, that damned March Hare will be shot dead for good. For the better or worse anyway. -.-' But if there's anything to go by...

This:

Yes it's an old vid. Still... same old story, same old Bluebirds. LOL!

And it's down to this guy:

No prizes for guessing why we can hear so much swearing. Our guys at the stands were bloody pissed off. Not at the Saints, but rather the ref was being the sinner on the pitch. Ok, scratch that. The sods at the South Coast ain't that saintly throughout the match anyway. -.-'

P.S: There's something abt the Moroccans. It's called the super imba free kick syndrome.

Final P.S: This is for all those blowing the trumpets of victory at Berkshire atm. We did you guys a favor. So pls don't screw up come next season top flight. I've got high hopes for your gaffer who goes by the initials B.M. If Brendan Rodgers can pull off an "O yeah, O yeah, O yeah!!!!" with the Jacks, there's no reason for you ppl not to do the same. Esp if we're talking abt the whole Welsh-vs-the-English kinda contrast I'm seeing here.