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Ok, I admit that I've failed somewhere before. But anyway welcome. Just a brief intro on what you should expect here: 1. Football. Not gonna post much of that any soon since season is over. :S 2. Anime, Games, etc. Just abt anything conceivable under the Japanese radar barring anything and everything Rule 34. Now that's illegal. Period. -.-; 3. Music. Everything to do with it is listed under the tab. 5. Unacceptable humour: Anything and everything is fair game here. As long as I don't get rounded up by the ISA. -.-' 6. The Known World=Fantasy world building in process. I: Used to be glossary, now devoted to random rambling; II: Character Concepts; III: Lore. 7. der Wolf=my Fictionpress account under the moniker Tsumujikaze no Soujutsu. A Ranger's Tale is hosted under this page. :)
8. New section now upped. Maybe I should also gun for upping A Ranger's Tale here since I do have this funny feeling that traffic coming to here is way more than whatever I'll get in FP.
Statement of intent: Everything said here is a figment of personal opinion, be it me or anybody commenting. I try to be responsible, but my parents=/=parents of the world.
@Druid of Luhn: Crap. Should have remembered far earlier to give you the credit for your CSS text box code. :(
A/N: But sadly, it seems that your CSS text box code has now been halved efficiency wise. :(
That most important note I should have added: Any images posted in this blog are NOT my own stuff. I got them from Google image search, I don't earn any shit by being a thief and liar. Those responsible for the pictures, rest assured that you all are great artists in your own regards. Sadly, we all know what limited space means in terms of posting.
Latest Note: Changed alignment for my page widgets due to my worry that I can't centre align the thing.
Note on A Ranger's Tale: In case any complaining fella wants to have a legal case with me, let this be known that A Ranger's Tale is rated M by default. I've upped the swearing and somewhat a bit on the dark/gritty factor. You all have been warned, let no little boy and girl enter the forbidden realm.
Latest on ART: A Ranger's Tale now starting to kick back in gear. But I really hate the insanely fluctuating climate here in S'pore.
P.S: Oh, and one more thing. Vid below is yet another ideal OP for A Ranger's Tale.
Okay, 'tis a shit footballing day thus far. Boro lost 3-2 at home against Sheff Wed, thankfully Santa hasn't gone "ho ho ho!" yet. Is it too much for me to demand 3 pts from Blaugrana & Los Rojiblancos?
To Luis "not Suárez" Enrique:
Why not try Messi in the hole w/Luis "tidak lugi" Suárez leading the charge?
If Andrés "El Gegant" Iniesta is to play himself between the lines... well, I guess this idea is inspired by whatever little I've seen in Holland vs Spain 2014.
If Sergio "not Ramos" Busquets screws up, no one to save you...
To Diego "El Troll" Simeone:
Uno+Dos+Tres+Cuatro=Los Bastardos Desagradables
A/N: Apparently, above statements are reserved for the past. Now that we're most likely buried and dead against Reading, can I be a jerk towards Fandi Ahmad and Lions XII by saying there can only be one team for me? Sorry, but there's too much on the stake for the good ol' folks in Teesside compared to our Lions XII.
Add A/N: If anyone thinks I'm insulting anybody, I can only say perception at times is only a matter of the individual's mind. For any other circumstances, we call this manner of post either trolling or joking.
Final A/N: If I truly sound like a jerk, be assured that this is due to one cold hard truth. Namely two things.
1. I have to work on Sunday.
2. I know Sunday will suck terribly hard for me, no matter what.
...及军退，宣王案行其营垒处所，曰：“天下奇才也！”
Above statement refers to Sima Yi's reaction to his nemesis after Zhuge Liang kicked the bucket.
Apparently, Kongming is an expert in playing formation.
Apparently, defeat in his first northern campaign against Wei was the cause of whatever incorrect criticism leveled against Kongming's military acumen.
Okay, gonna try making everything count here. Apart from that... well, nothing else I guess.
A/N: Heartfelt congrats to our Lions XII for winning Pahang 2-1 at away. Quintessentially, this means Boro will either lose or draw against Reading at home tomorrow. Simply put, basic footballing pragmatism still demands from me a prolonged trip to Teesside, no matter what. At least the Riverside faithful have plenty more to lose worst come to worst...
Add A/N: Since we Singaporeans have our own unique culture for our own Lions XII, I might as well try pulling a rabbit out of the hat as a form of pre-match motivation for our lads at the good ol' Teessside. Hopefully Patrick "not Kluivert" Bamford will join us after the match, no matter win, lose, or draw.
How do you define single genre fiction? More oft than not (or rather more than 9 times out of 10), you'll end up having sub genres lurking beneath the shadows. Don't understand me, never mind. Let me first ask you this:
Would you consider the Twilight series as supernatural or supernatural romance?
Supernatural is supernatural, romance is romance. It might not matter much for Stephenie Meyer's critics, but I firmly believe this should be a sensible question to each and every hopeless romantic embroiled in this particular series which inexplicably managed to eclipse Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles. No disrespect to any random A-lister celeb fan who managed to read this mini-rant by a freak twist of fate, but seeing Edward Cullen being more popular than Lestat de Lioncourt is surely the greatest blasphemy ever.*
*It must be noted, however, that I've yet to touch either series. Let alone both. So please allow the Deadpool in me to bask in that 60 secs of fame.
Rant over, let's continue. Try switching your brain around ans ask yourself this:
Would you consider Tolkien's works to be epic fantasy ONLY?
Let's paraphrase this question in terms of 2 exact scenarios w/2 diff personalities.
Suppose you ask Xiaxue, the Queen of Bloggers, on what she know about romance in Tolkien's works, chances are that she'll answer "Aragorn and Arwen". Maybe even Faramir and Éowyn as well, but more likely Kili and Tauriel.
Then you try asking the EXACT question to Emma Watson. Chances are that she will mention first Beren and Lúthien. After that, she might start rattling off names like Elwing and Eärendil or Túrin Turambar and Niënor before reaching Middle Earth itself lol!
Enough of trolling. My challenge is this: If you can't even regard Tolkien's works as 100% single genre, what makes you think that more than 20% of contemporary fiction should be anywhere diff?
And since I enjoy being a self-wanking bastard at times...
G.R.R Troll got Sandor Clegane and Sansa Stark, poor local troll only got Arondight and Ceres.
G.R.R. Troll created Robb Stark and Jeyne Westerling, poor local troll can only create Guy Cody and Alestrial Eliaden.
G.R.R. Troll outed Renly and Loras, poor local troll has only outed Eliador de Lioncourt and Lukas Brun.
Polish Troll has Geralt of Rivia and Yennefer, poor local troll only has Aeranath and Kagetsu no Hyo'Ah.
Polish Troll always pairs Geralt of Rivia with random sexual indiscretion, poor local troll can only try pairing Lars Alterfate with Lolyx or whoever unlucky enough.
The Moorcock Troll boasts of Cymoril and Zarozinia with Elric of Melniboné wedged in between, poor local troll only boasts of Aeranath stuck in between Nanaya no Geun'Jin and Kagetus no Hyo'Ah.*
*Also alternatively known (?) as Aeranath stuck in between Sarel Aphros and Alestrial Eliaden in ways more than just one.
The Moorcock Troll may try necro'ing the romance theme for Elric himself*, poor local troll may end up going one step better by wondering whether Karen Tenias should spend a night or more with Kerstein de Bladefort.
*This is basically nonsense coming from my inner Deadpool since Elric has already became the the devil himself. Literally.
What is war, you might ask. The normal definition of war is the act of declaring armed conflict. For me, it's just an excuse to have things done via extreme measures. Warring has always been part and parcel of human nature. If you think your faith is peaceful, make sure you check the appropriate historical sources first. For my own Christian faith, I'll never be that stupid to say the Crusaders were a bunch of walking saints decked in metal. Try asking any sane minded Muslim and they will answer you with their merry history of conflict. Not that it's a good thing of course...
War is war, either you win or you die. There are two ways to fight a war. Either you decide to play politics on paper or you play politics with guns. The former case is quintessentially diplomacy, the latter is literally declaring war on whichever mother****er pissing you off.
One cold hard truth I realised throughout my years is that depicting conflict is NOT just about swords or guns, castle or air base. Politics play a major role and I need to remind this cold hard truth to any fellow local bastards out to try his/her luck in writing. You watched Tom Cruise doing Mission Impossible, that's only half truth at best. Take a cold hard look at the cause and effect defining the Red Wedding and you'll know nothing but the truth.
Playing politics in fiction can either be simple or nigh impossible. At the end of the day, it's only down to whether you're cynical enough. If yes, congrats. If no, you better not make a fool out of yourself.
Outright war wise, my advice is this:
Do NOT restrain yourself by one culture's interpretation of war.
What I mean is that when it comes to conflict, there are many ways more than one to fight it. Factors wise, there are also many factors more than one. Ask yourself these questions.
1. What is the terrain planned for the next battle?
2. Am I going to do attrition or skirmish/assault scenario?
3. How do I play about with the troops deployment?
4. Do I actually know enough on the relevant tactics in real life to make things count in terms of logic?
5. What are the influences I'm most comfortable with in creating different approaches to tactics?
Let me touch a bit on point 5. While war in ancient times were 100% swift and brutal, it's also possible to create tactical standoff based on terrain. Do NOT underestimate the importance of skirmishes because attrition warfare will always be about numbers and mentality. In short, skirmishes are there to play mind games with the main forces where disruption and stripping off a few ranks are concerned.
At the same time, attrition warfare won't be that easy as Pepsi Cola 1-2-3. When I was a kid, I could never catch up with my kahkis' speed when it comes to Pepsi Cola 1-2-3. Attrition warfare is mostly about dragging time. He who tires first, dies first. Period. If you're unsure on what to do, try net searching for Roman military tactics because attrition tactics had always been their forte.
When it comes to siege... well it's a no-brainer to be exact.
There are two types of alignment in fantasy writing. You can do a Tolkien or Lewis. That'd be playing straight the black and white separation. Alternatively, you try pulling off your very own Children of Húrin and you won't really change the alignment system much.
Then we have the grey option, which is something I'm more comfortable with atm.
The black and white system is def easier to implement due to the humane instinct to classify individuals and events accordingly. For the grey ver, you need to understand the reality called humane darkness. If you're willing to admit there's a darkness in every one of us, you're well on your way to do a dark fantasy. And to set the record straight, I DO admit there are certain dark areas in my inner self still ever present. Not that it should give me an excuse to break the law ofc!
You can say it's down to my moral imperfections, others can point out my Christian faith as the core. What is truly important is that I've truly understood to a certain extent the destructive nature of man. If nature destroys indiscriminately, you can be very sure man will always discriminate. Religion has got nothing to do with this of course, this is why I'm hell bent to kick the keister of anybody disagreeing otherwise. It's not really fun in RL to do so, but it sure is fun in doing this via writing. Call it my dark years where I have to struggle with sexual frustrations and an overall sense of disillusion, but I'll have to acknowledge that life will always be your finest teacher. For my case, it has also became the finest, if not, my only muse.
If we look back at life, we'd most definitely realise that horrendous decisions aplenty were being done and could never be undone. We'll always be guilty of executing double standards, no matter how hard we try not to. Whenever we start opening that thrice damned trap of ours, there's a risk of hurting other people.
Moral of this [true life] story?
Either we fail to notice our problems or we end up declaring that...
Ironically, above statement tends to be our greatest motivation to gearing forward.
Talk about being moral turtles, super depressing man...
If I sound too perverted in this last portion, be assured that I've never broken the law.
If I sound too personal on this last portion, be assured that this was because basic alignment in fiction writing should be 100% personal in choice compared to most other aspects.
That plus I'm getting too shagged now as well. If this post seems sub-standard, it means your eyes ain't kidding yourself.
Original plan: do+finish current chapter of A Ranger's Tale.
Current plan: Gone case liao, I now kenna fever. Srsly, either I'm merely some poor OCDP moron or truly the Vincent van Gogh of SG. In any case, obsessive character is bad for you unless you're a proven genius. Then again, maybe all I need is beautiful and intelligent gf. Evidence here, ppl.
If you want to be a writer, make sure you impress ppl with your prose.
All you kentang ppl: Pro-simi?
Limpeh: You all ask me ah?
All you kentang ppl: You mean pose ah?
Limpeh: Sorry, pose is only for pretty local SG girls in bikini who happened to be intelligent also.
Prose is generally the manner/style which you write your story. Diff writers have diff prose. Take for example E. L. James herself+her signature...
Then we also have that certain banned series arguably more famous than plenty others banned books...
As for some others which are more (?) well known...
Plus some others which are not so well known in comparison...
Also got the troll as well...
Crude humour aside, I'll have to say that if you want to do your own book, make sure there has to be a certain flow to your work. Sounds funny? Well... the best I can explain is this: http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/prose
There are diff ways to pull off your own style.
Do you enjoy writing sentences which are short, yet without commas?
That's your own style.
How about lengthy description+character interaction which is pretty short and succinct?
Well, that sounds quite hard to pull off.
90% of sentences used being short and succinct, but with that catch 22 known as lengthy fight scenes?
I don't blame you for being a screaming Drizzt fangirl.
What abt me, you might ask? Well, I do enjoy pulling off commas in the middle of every sentence used. Back during my 1st draft, it's pretty much 99% of the narration. Come the current rewrite, it becomes something like 90% or so. Some good blokes/gals at FictionPress actually commented that my style is a reminiscence of the Old English style. Just don't ask me how true their words are b/c I've learnt not to give a damn to stuff like this.*
*Then again, it feels really good having others calling you a genius unwittingly.
Also, you need to decide whether you're out to do 3rd person, 2nd person or 1st person. 3rd person POV is the most fundamental of them all since this is basically the style educators tend to teach first. 2nd person and 1st person tend to be taught much later, but allow me to rubbish the talk on writing in past tense.
We have 3rd person POV, otherwise known as the omniscient POV, being done in past tense.
1st person can be either done in past or present tense, but personally I feel 1st person POV will only make sense in present tense.
2nd person is the most fun of them all. On one hand, past tense is legit. On the other, you can try emulating the troll pictured above.
3rd person POV, while 100% straightforward, is also quite restricted in terms of versatility. You can only make the readers see everything via a bird's eye view. Suspense wise, it would have taken a good chunk off the scene. Think of things this way:
Stevia never saw her boyfriend waiting to hug her from behind.
This is 3rd person POV, otherwise known as omniscient narrative.
Stevia's throat tightened for a brief moment, her heart racing in response to her boyfriend's gentle voice and reassuring warmth.
This is 2nd person POV, otherwise known as unreliable narrative.
1st person POV is also counted as unreliable narrative.
So what is unreliable narrative?
What is the opposite of a god?
A man.
What is the opposite of a goddess?
A woman.
You see, 3rd person view allows the reader to be that proverbial "god/goddess" while 2nd/1st person POV allows the reader to be THAT person him/herself. Ofc there's always space for pulling off a hybrid style. This is not something deemed unique w/K-pop b/c Rowling actually pulled it off first. Some scenes are done in 3rd person, others done in 2nd. It's down to your preference iirc since I'm also guilty off ripping off Rowling in this respect (the only bugger-all catch being me alternating between 2nd person and 1st person).
Also, doing strict 2nd person means doing your story in present tense.
Do take note though: writing in strict 2nd/1st person demands a superior grasp on whatever scenario you're writing. Remember that you're writing from the narrator's POV. Which means if there are events related to the past, you use past tense. Whatever present situation at hand, you use present tense.
Apparently, I tend to get myself easily influenced by others around me. Simply put, there will always be characters inspired by real life people/events I do/don't know personally or otherwise. This is NOT to say Aeranath is based on myself, let alone the rest of the supposedly (?) vital cast. Such statement is tantamount to self-wanking. As others can AND will tell you, self-wanking is bad for your overall well-being.
However, I might need to tweak this stupid habit somehow or another. I don't mind killing random characters off, even those inspired by individuals I've got no beef against. Yet, this also means there those inspired by people I don't like. Which means this is something I need to retcon for the rewrite. Sadly for some others, I'm still born a jerkass bastard. Which means whichever characters/events inspired by real life events will stay this way. No choice, this is valar born this way.*
Which now comes the greatest conundrum (?) facing yours truly:
P.S: Have to say that ever since I pulled off the whole Alestrial Eliaden=Park Shin-hye stunt, shit just ended up into a downward spiral if you get my drift...
...that if you feel your IQ is somewhat abnormal, pls do not fret. I'll be the first to admit I don't do drugs since ppl tend to say S'porean society is quintessentially squeaky clean. That plus my Christian faith forbids the usage of meth, weed, pot, hash, 'shrooms, etc. On the sexual end, I'll be the first to admit that despite my personal struggles for the past N years, no girl has ever slept w/me since I'm nvr the type of Irish/Greek/Roman/*insert any other angmoh race here* demi-god capable of making the opposite sex swoon. Basically, it means that: Pri 5-6: I liked a girl=I never questioned why=got myself marah by said girl's mom Sec 1-5: got heavy crush on a particular girl 1 yr older than me (imo the prettiest girl in my schooling yrs) >got a less heavy crush on a girl 1 yr younger than me (def the bustiest girl of her batch) >got a decent crush on a girl 2 yrs younger than me (said to be the prettiest girl of her batch). ITE: got crush on a few girls, either they nvr realised or they chose to marah me personally. Okay, second part is a case of one girl or two only. NSF: everyone listens to Steve b/c he's the AS1. I listen to Steve even more b/c he's capable of charming girls. That plus I was the only one kenna friend request rejected by a particular chio'bu. That was when Friendsters was totally hot. Not to mention every NSF bloke from 32SIB managed to friend her apart from me. Church: personal demons still existed, thankfully Someone upstairs managed to take care of this problem for me by now.
Then lastly, being a night owl has always been my personal trait. And it still remains a signature trait till now. Basically, this means either 1 out of 3 possibilities:
1. I'm actually a genius born in an Asian society.
2. I'm not a genius b/c ppl enjoy telling me abt my shortcomings and nothing else.
3. I'm just a poor paranoid sod who happens to need my 1st gf.
Regardless of whatever bullshitting you're seeing above, it seems that local S'porean girls tend to operate at diff frequency compared to Japanese girls. Don't believe me...=...not my pasal
According to Minghui-matics, this is basically how the politically correct balance works itself out:
Stereotypical S'porean lengzai
1. Low income
2. Low manners
3. Low crass
Stereotypical S'porean lengloi
1. High demands
2. High upkeep
3. High class
According to my very same Minghui-matics, however, this is also how the politically incorrect balance evens out the odds.
Semi-stereotypical S'porean bloke
1. High level of humility
2. High level of self-deprecating mannerism
3. Low level of maintenance
Semi-stereotypical S'porean girl
1. High in demand
2. High in class
3. High in romanticism
Note that whatever being stated here should only be seen as pure drivel unless proven otherwise. If you have any doubts (esp if you happen to hold a pink IC), pls consult your nearest sociologist first before consulting your nearest psychologist.
With everything being said and done...
...please allow me a moment of shameless plugging. You see, Singapore has its very own Singapore Blog Awards coming up. Yet, I do NOT see anything Singaporean abt this blog. They tend to say funny ppl tend to follow you on Twitter, I am one of the many living examples here. Since I'm hell bent on promoting myself before any/every girl low-standard enough to care...
Above two clips is only there for ambiance's sake, you can either ignore, or loop either one for teh lulz.
When you devised names for your characters, surely there has to be a fixed system, no? Language will forever be an integral part to any and every given society. Even if we're talking abt countries like the US and S'pore, it merely means every society has its own ethnic groups. If you're a Spanish, it means you speak Spanish. If you're either black or white, it means English is your mother tongue. Ditto for every Tamil, Malay, Chinese, Eurasian and other races present in S'pore.
However, there are also those who happened to think up names on a whim. My advice to such aspiring writers is this: While it's okay to create names out of a whim or two, remember the manner of naming system planned beforehand. If you don't even have an idea on what to do, then you might need to reformat everything and redo the job again. Quite a bit like my ITE ex-classmate, Marc, who always had to reformat his PC whenever Kazaa decided to spread virus 4 teh evulz (note: that was actually years ago where P2P can result in any manner of download, be they legal or illegal, harmful or non-harmful).
In fact, this is something I've learnt along the way. This is exactly why despite glaring differences at times, I'll always try to take note on what really makes individual races unique so as to speak. The only catch? I'm still trying to go around fine tuning this shit. Don't understand, nvr mind. Take a look below:
Guy Cody: Kalaran
Alestrial Eliaden: Kalaran first before a Cinha
Karen Tenias: Kalaran
Joenne Nances: Kalaran
Lukas Brun: Kalaran
Yeras Wynda: Kalaran
Jon Wood: Teutonian
Leon Talonarc: Teutonian
Mannion Camsell: Teutonian
Beriad Song: Teutonian
Common ground-Both Teutonia and the Kalaran Empire are considered territories belonging to the Causaceans, i.e. your typical Northmen.
Aeranath: NOT a Causacean
Problematic factor-Aeranath is a True Apostle and it's been hinted that True Apostles do NOT take any shit or whatsoever from other races. Therefore, the verbal nature behnd this name, Aeranath, should be considered a form of anomaly. Albeit his father, Rowein, also applies as well. Then ofc we also have similar wild cards like Ziron, Erik and Aor.
Funny examples-Tristan Ajax is a Sudhlit, but his ties with Teutonia which was blatantly implied is an understandable factor. Sarel Aphros... well, we all know the deal behind a dark Ciel. -.-
Likely solution>If the Causaceans believed themselves to be homo sapiens superior, then I might need to grant their wish in the name of personal perfection. However, it also means that I need to resolve that other glaring anomaly otherwise known as Slarvea, i.e. the Slarveans are also Causaceans, but their naming culture is glaringly different. Deus ex machina, anyone? >.<
Side note-Since Aeranath=/=an Elf, it's only natural for me to add this in.
Kerstein de Bladefort: Elf
Eliador de Lioncourt: Elf
Lara von Dirkwind: Elf
Consistent pattern>Male Elves tend to take after the French, female Elves gravitate towards the Dutch.
Jarl Ironstone: Dwarf
Oarl Ironstone: Dwarf
Caarl Ironstone: Dwarf
Consistent pattern>Dwarves have a common pattern first name wise, detect it alrdy?
Ní dhéanfadh an saol capall rása d'asal
If there are any unspoken scandals plaguing every manner of fantasy fiction, it will be the fact that post 90% of the authors can't be bothered in creating characters of varying colours. By colours, I'm NOT referring to colours like the Lannisters, Targaryens, Starks and Baratheons. I'm talking abt characters fitting the below requirements:
1. They're humans, not elves, dwarves or etc.
2. They're any colour but white.
This reminds me of an unpleasant episode during my secondary school where a classmate asked me whether it feels nice being treated as a clown. My answer was no. Then he told me to shut up just b/c I happened to react the wrong way. My only problem with him? He was actually equally, if not more culpable on the same count.
I'd like to say J.R.R Tolkien was the one to start this trend, but I can't judge for the world. What I do know is this-Tolkien was truly the one defining contemporary high fantasy and this includes a culture otherwise known as men in white. If anybody has a beef with writers like Tolkien or Lewis just because they're capable of destroying S'pore's racial and religious harmony, my answer is to you is this:
In the world of political correctness, talk is cheap. It's one thing to talk abt race and racism, quite another to realise that after all these years of hard work, you're sub-consciously guilty on an equal scale.
Heihou no Tae'Geuk: Cinha
Kagetsu no Hyo'Ah: Cinha
Nanaya no Geun'Jin: Cinha
Note-While Cinha are quintessentially my own ver of East Asians, I decided to create a systematic variation so as to speak.
Note-Sudhlits are literally Tamils. If I end up insulting any caste purist, my advice is this: Better for you to go watch some pr0n.
Nurmai yal’ Zahr: Tamurian
Aeranath: technically one as well
Note-Tamurians are literally Malays. If I end up insulting any white Christian warrior, my advice is this: Better for you to go watch some interracial pr0n.
To be cont'd...
A/N: After some prior deliberation, I decided to devote This Known World to the more serious in-universe stuff. Hence my decision to put this post in That Random Blade.
P.S: There is a need for me to finish my Zhang Liang series. Due to the nature of Xiang Yu vs Liu Bang being eerily similar to recent events of late, I decided to put it on hold first. This is NOT to say I will wait until the conflicts are over. Rather, my muse might have committed temporary harakiri.
Add P.S: In a bid to distract (?) myself recently, I admit to being guilty of playing too much Marvel Heroes. When you realised your Nightcrawler has became super imba due to your own making, plenty of shit will ensue. Don't believe me, go try your luck after kitting the new and improved Kurt Wagner with Sandals of Hercules+Hydra Sonic Emitter+Soulsword. I'm talking this up via personal experience, the gods at Marvel should just say something like...
"**** it, guys. Let's just give Nightcrawler the Soulsword for good since the fans are more eager to see an impressed Scarlet Witch rather than an equally impressed Black Cat."
Either way, we're talking abt biological products from the good ol'north east Teesside. To quote my elder cousin in the GH... As if lol!
Philipp Lahm aka Scott Summers
Mesut Özil aka Nathan Summers
Manuel Neuer aka Piotr Rasputin
André Schürrle aka Remy LeBeau
Mario Götze aka Kurt Wagner
Bastian Schweinsteiger aka that Logan
(also known as the bloke who might have indirectly won the World Cup b/c of his Iron Cross)
P.S: Because I enjoy being a narcissistic jerk...
??? aka Wade Wilson
"I always forget (or just black out to spare myself the agony) what Wilson's most lethal weapon is... his mouth! He'll talk nonsense until you surrender or commit suicide."
Dean Kuok's definition: Making noise over something/someone. Can be interpreted as upgrade ver of complaining where decibel scale is equivalent to a full capacity lions' den. Le Doyen d'Singapour's source: http://www.talkingcock.com/html/lexec.php
SM Ong actually wondered whether we'll get to see a Singaporean topping the list next year, others are more interested in whether G-Dragon will take this honour normally reserved for ang-mohs come 2014. Thankfully, 2014 is still N eons away (which by then I'll most likely move on from my current 1K+ per month job into uncharted waters). Therefore, while there's no point in playing up the whole Kiampah Party vs Diopah Party war, it must be said that Ryan "sexiest Canadian alive" Reynolds is really this damned suay. Everytime kenna dua, why? How? WTF is this????????? To all long suffering fans of hunkdom who believe fervently that Justin Bieber=/=sexiest Canadian alive, here's my suggestion on how to put Canada back onto the world map.
Eh, shit. Sallah media. Should be this one below... *drum rolls and hold your breath, fellow fanboys and girls*
Main Cast No Deadpool, no Cable=No Cable, no Deadpool. Just like you can't have F&C w/o vinegar & salt
Gerard Butler as Nathan Summers
The Chick. Yesh, Mr Wilson ~loves~ hot chicks, be they white, black, brown or East Asian
Emilia Clarke as Neena Thurman
Die Tragen
Morris Chestnut as Theodore Winchester
That most successful president's namesake?
Taye Diggs as Eisenhower Canty
Youngest of der Sextett
Kellan "correct Cullen?" Lutz as Garrison Kane
Side-cast ['cuz only idiots will diss their importance]
Lena Headey as Death
Dwayne Johnson as En Sabah Nur
Gary Oldman as Nathaniel Essex
Cameo roles [with option to upgrade depending on actual performance]
Moral of the story-Every school can be a good school 'cuz I only got 222 PSLE score, got into Gan Eng Seng during the horny 90s ah-beng and ah-lian era, flunked my first ITE stint, became the clown during NS, barely passed my 2nd ITE stint, and now waiting for my big break 2014 ala a literal leap of faith. Talk about being some son of a gun.
...therefore, I should try having a hand in deciding the cast. In short, how will I go about doing this if ART really becomes an actual TV/movie series?
P.S: If I believe above mentioned dream is possible, then why would I use the relevant tags?
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