Seriously guys, the original McCoy was INDEED entitled Girls, Drinks, Money. True to its nature, MOGEF wasn't amused.
On girls
Lars Alterfate: There are only two types of girls worthy of my fancy. Whores and the domineering type.
Caylon the Swift: That's interesting. Pretty sure I belong to the second type.
Lars Alterfate: Gutted to say you're too much of a lady, too little of a decent lass.
On dreams
Garyth Parkins: Enjoy those minstrels' tales while they last, Guy.
Guy Cody: Why?
Garyth Parkins: Because wherever heroes are, monsters will be there.
Guy Cody: That's the whole point about being a hero, right?
Garyth Parkins: You know nothing, laddie buck. But very soon, you'll know everything.
On money
Tristan Ajax: Women and ale, these are the two things a man can't do without.
Aeranath: You forgot to mention money.
On marrying beneath self
Louthes Eliaden: That boy resembles too much of yourself, Moggray.
Moggray Tonn: I don't like where you're gonna take this, Louthes.
Louthes Eliaden: I do not desire giving my daughter's hand to him. If Alestrial must marry, and she will, it must be someone like Jarvis Dukas.
Moggray Tonn: I don't want to see Guy Cody ruined like my past.
Louthes Eliaden: So it's settled then.
Moggray Tonn: If only that girl of yours stays happy within the next two years. Don't forget how you ruined Emma just because I chose to back out.
Louthes Eliaden: Stay your tongue, Northern Lion. Know your status and rank.
Moggray Tonn: Fuck your status, fuck your rank, fuck you.
On power and lack of rape
Eliador de Lioncourt: Power is not a flickering flame, but that most fickle lover.
Alestrial Eliaden: And I truly hope it will leave you soon enough.
Eliador de Lioncourt: Still a brave girl cursed with little sense, I see.
Alestrial Eliaden: And what will you do about it? Buying other men to rape me again?
Eliador de Lioncourt: This, I will not. You are too powerful an individual to be raped again.
Alestrial Eliaden: You monster.
On Elves and sex
Karen Tenias: Is this what you Elves do?
Conwer de Ladrun: If you mean getting yourself penetrated in three areas instead of just one... well, yeah.
On more Elves and one more Elf
Karen Tenias: You also joined your underlings in their debauchery, am I right?
Kerstein de Bladefort: Woman, watch your tongue. I would have forced you on the bed if you're not so valuable a pawn.
On death and more sex
Tristan Ajax: Just curious to know when was your last kill?
Kerstein de Bladefort: Two days ago when I was having sex with a whore.
Tristan Ajax: You killed the whore?
Kerstein de Bladefort: The assassin happened to be her.
Tristan Ajax: I stand corrected then.
On beauties and the beasts
Karen Tenias: I should never have loved one like him.
Hazel de Halfbeau: Yet there you are, totally infatuated with our Wraith Lord.
Karen Tenias: Alas, this I know.
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Lolyx: How did I get here? You better give me an answer, Goldie.
Lars Alterfate: We got here by becoming a flock of crows.
Lolyx: Don't mess around me. If I have a club...
Lars Alterfate: You wouldn't able to do so anyway. Tell me what you see before realising we're here.
Lolyx: I... I saw... a...
Lars Alterfate: What you've seen is a being of a thousand beasts. Someone worse than Demons because of the souls devoured.
Lukas Brun: What will you do if your beloved one day becomes an animal?
Alestrial Eliaden: Guy will never become one like you or some others.
Lukas Brun: Some others? Fairest daughter of Eliaden, I know a lion when I see one.
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Erik: You can try leashing a wolf at your own risk, lassie. Don't say I didn't warn you if your hand gets bitten off.
Alestrial Eliaden: You speak of Aeranath like some sort of savage beast.
Erik: A wolf knows best the sinful man. This is a common sellsword saying and Aeranath has lived more than long enough as one.
Alestrial Eliaden: As a wolf or sellsword?
Erik: Both.
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Kagetsu no Hyo'Ah: This savagery doesn't disturb you at all?
Aeranath: Do I look like your dog?
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Moggray Tonn: He resembles too much like me.
Southgate Garatt: I'm afraid the Northern Lion might have been surpassed by the cub. Sorry to break this to you, Moggray.
Moggray Tonn: That's why I say he resembles too much like me.
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Fergie Malom: I've yet to seen a fighter crazier than Garyth Parkins himself.
Joes Mouriz: That is until his laddie buck arrives at Merseyside. You may be blind at first, Fergie. But I'm not.
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Lolyx: That man gives me the shivers when we first met. How could you live with him for so long?
Ceres: Because he saved me when I deserved no mercy from my captors.
Lolyx: But they're all rapists! Or at least that's my guess.
Ceres: You're right, Lolyx. They're out to rape me. Arondight may be a beast, but at least he saved me from evil men.
To be cont'd (?)....
I now too sleepy liao...
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