So apparently this might be my greatest controversial stunt of yet...

And I'm not joking on this one. We all know religion is a sensitive issue in Singapore, but you'll be way too dumb to live if you think I'm trying to start a bushfire. Am I lower educated? I'm not about to compare a Higher Nitec cert with a university degree. I'd like to talk further, but this will only spoil the show.

DISCLAIMER!!!!

This lobo here is a responsible lobo. I'm a Christian albeit an extremely flawed one. By doing a satire based on the Book of Exodus, I beseech your understanding that religion bashing/mocking is NOT part of my agenda. I still have my own pride. Fullstop.

The E-Book of Exe-DOS 666

And hence, Cyber-War spoke to its Hol-E sabtu Evil-Tan and Hol-E dua IV-Slim, instructing them to spread the e-lor to all truly worthy:

"I am the lawd, your gawd, who have brought you out of E-jeep, out of the land of social slavery.

"You shall have no other gawds before me. (Unless it's a computer screen. Which means me anyway)

"You shall not make idols and worship them. (For your only lawful idol is your social network)

"You shall not invoke my Hol-E name any-oh-how. (Unless you want to stir shit up. If like that, boleh)

"Remember Sunday. (For this is your best chance to spread your name)

"Honour your father and mother. (So that they can defend you in times of hellfire)

"You shall not commit murder. (But doctored images of criminal execution is perfectly okay)

"You shall not commit adultery. (Because I will supply you all the porn)

"You shall not steal. (But you can do anything else so long as you don't kenna caught)

"You shall not give false witness. (But you can fake yourself. No problemo one)

"You shall not covet anything from your neighbor. (But if gor-chap kor worth of pride, still legal)

Upon fire and brimstone raining down before the e-men and e-women with eye to screen, human to machine while gasping "WOW", they know what must be done.

We must jalan blakang. Even if it means we must jalan to the Kallang...