Really feel like doing this nonsense

Been planning to do this ever since a certain YLS started singing that song, but I procrastinated the whole thing. To a certain Mr Jianliang from the GESS class of 95-96, I blame you for this so as to speak. I suddenly remember something being said about me and a certain girl one year my senior whom I've got crush on back then. Jianliang, you better be careful. Wherever you are and whoever you meet in the streets of SG. :D

WARNING!

Crude content ahead!!!

P.S: 升哥，请您别害惨全天下的天蝎座男人。因为我也是其中之一。