Interview with the Trollolol aka AGOT (A Game Of Troll)

P.R Executive: Sorry guys. This is Mr Tro... erm I mean Mr Martin's way of greeting everybody he knows jolly well.

Statement from P.R Executive

So the rules for this press conference is this: No more than three questions, please. Mr Trol... erm I mean Mr Martin is in a hurry to watch his beloved Boston Red Sox in action later this evening against some blokes team newly acquired by George Gillett Jr. Thank you very much.

PRE: Of course Robb is way too badass to die. The Red Wedding won't happen by end of Season 3. This is a promise. Joffrey will though, so watch this space.

PRE: Erm, Mr Trollo.. I mean Mr Martin is NOT anti-LGBT. Sorry if there's any misunderstandings.

Sorry there. Mr Trollolo... sorry I mean Mr Martin is getting a bit impatient to get back home now. That plus Liverpool had just lost to a lower division team if you get what I mean. 3rd question already? Good. End of this press conference.

1 week later at Trollolol Martin's mansion...

I should have given that stupid P.R Executive more work before he goes on holiday in Singapore. Stupid horny bastard... (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ