Mr Darren Tan, here's your 34th B'day gift

Although I don't have an inkling on his exact birth date. Hey, I'm no stalker, man! But still it's a real shame that Yahoo! doesn't allow the blog-sharing system here. Given the way on how online news portals work (which is not that different from the mainstream media to be fair), I believe this news will be forgotten come a fortnight or so. Therefore, I might as well do something truly constructive. In my own way.

Note: The fact that I'm upping this one doesn't mean anything on Diarmuid and that asshole Kayneth Archibald. They're two different matters altogether.