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Manchester United Alex Ferguson introduces Manchester City Roberto Mancini to squeaky bum time - News - MirrorFootball.co.uk

Disclaimer: The below statements can only be seen as subjective at the very most. It's my views and mine alone.  I wish I could have picked up a pundit's job, but Shebby Singh proved to be far more talented than me.

When we first came across the term "squeaky bum time", it's a certain Sir A.Fergie who said that. Now why he would be hijacked by that Italian is beyond me, but apparently something went wrong. Case in point:  
Apparently Mr Fergie has this to say:

"I'm trying to analyse that,"
Possible meaning: P.V is way more intelligent than me. Never mind about the fact that I've been in the hood for 25 years.
 
"I am not sure. I mean, he's more or less saying all the referees have been wrong this season and, being an official, you are not supposed to discuss referees."
Possible meaning: I pity that BBC lad who questioned that authority before him. He's facing a squeaky bum time now.... by the way, what's his name again?

"We can bring [Roy] Keane back if he wants and make it interesting. Apparently he's retracted it a bit but it's interesting."


Possible meaning: THIS
 
Or perhaps on a far more insidious note:







P.S: Is it possible that we will see this all over again?